Truth in advertising!
Michael Jordan stache
I’ve never supported Hitler
Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a “social experiment.”
“We’re all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler”
“You literally have a Hitler mustache!”
“So does that guy!” points at Charlie Chaplain
“No I do-Oh no…”
I read somewhere that Hitler grew a “Charlie Chaplin” mustache because he was a big fan
It was called the Chaplin before Hitler grew one. Hitler grew it to help soften his public image. He was known to be a big fan of American movies. And had them imported during WWII for private screenings, even though it was illegal in the rest of Nazi Germany.
How ironic, then, that Charlie made such a scathing satirical movie about the absurdity of Adolf!
I have always read that the style was in vogue among men who had to fight in WWI where the use of gas masks discouraged keeping a full beard or moustache as it hindered adherence.
You can see the shift in the American presidents too.
A National Socialist Experiment. He wants to find out how long he can survive in public with a hitler mustache.
Me? Oh, ahah. no. These people need serious mental help, education, and time away from nazi propagandists.
It’s the right-wingers that are the assassins, apparently. They really know evil, you know? Beats me, they’re cultist lunatics. It’s not going to be hard for them to detect the “Totally normal guy doing a social experiment” from their scope.
School full of children > Hitlerized Alex Jones. Where would you rather have the christian terrorist shooting people up?
What are you yapping about
Thanks! I was suddenly doubting my reading comprehension abilities before reading your reply.
He’s just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it’s waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do – get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It’s such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the “silent” part first.
Used Mercedes dealership
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that’s the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Office furniture and vacuum repair
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
Gotta point out nazis when you see them, and that’s all this is. Alex Jones is a nazi, in a nazi party, as a nazi propagandist, with a hitler mustache to show his nazi allegiance.
All these guys went to Epstein island, right? Or were they too poor? Bottom tier suckups?
I guarantee you Alex Jones did not go to Epstein island. That was for presidents and billionaires. They would have laughed at him and told him to get back to his trailer park and get some craigslist hookers or something.
and richard dawkins
Lol, HVAC license… You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.
and… all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn’t last a damned moment.
“Sir, the problem with your air conditioner is liberals.”
“Liberals?”
“See they put this coolant in that will make your daughter gay, we used to have good coolant in this country but I just don’t understand how people in this country don’t GIVE A FUCK and I said Charlie Kirk stood up and said what was right, and what happened to him? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? Where’s your daughter, I need to talk with her.”
I dunno, I trust Alex Jones to blow a LOT of hot air.
well he could have worn a clown nose, put a shoe on his head or embrace nudism, but he chose the nazi option. i think that says enough about him
Well, that and he actually has been an obvious ‘crypto’ nazi this whole time
I wouldn’t call it “just trolling”. He’s normalizing supporting Hitler. What he says and does has a tangible impact on the world. It allows bona fide Hitler supporting neo-Nazis to openly support Hitler, then just make the same claim as Jones when challenged
Once it gets normalized enough, they drop the plausible deniability
True that. They’re not fully mutually exclusive though. I’m just saying that I think he’s doing it more for the attention than because he’s decided this is the best way to promote Naziism. The Naziism he decides to openly promote is usually more disguised than this, I think most of even his audience would be more likely to be turned off by this (if they took it seriously) than taken in by it.
We’re tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler
says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.
You know he wanted to add “like it’s a bad thing” to the end of that sentence.
I mean he literally felt he needed to point out he didn’t think Hitler was the worst, which I’m sure you can have a very academical discussion about but it’s really weird to just bring that up out of the blue.
“Oh yeah Hitler is totally terrible, horrible. Not the worst though, but horrible I tell ya!”
Probably took whatever willpower he’s got left not to blurt out “Obama, or the Sandy Hook judge was worse”
I’m a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.
Same with randomly getting accused of being a pedo in public. This is not a thing that’s happened nor have a ever been afraid of. Are all those guys projecting something. Must be.
Maybe a little booze too while you’re at it.
I only comport myself with liquor.
Port was right there in the name
This is like those “he accused me of cheating so I thought might as well cheat!!” things
‘It had a wild effect on women’
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
Tbh there are some absolutely derangenged people out there so I don’t doubt this making some women go nuts.
Or, they used to recognize him from a distance. The moustache changed his look enough that he was able to get closer before they fled.
What mother fucking year is it?!?!?
2025 … we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
We are still fighting a war that started in 1861…
Had grant and Sherman kept going… Shut up, don’t judge me for what I jerk off to.
we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
it wasn’t against the fascists, the germans just tried to invade outside of their accepted sphere of influence.
If it was against the fascists, they would have cracked down on Franco and Salazar and the rest as well.
The year? Oh it’s 6363. No. That’s not right. It’s 1843. No. That’s not it.
…would you believe it’s actually the entire timeline that’s fucked? Every year is fucked!
Definitely not 1995. We didn’t sport hitler mustaches then for some reason.
I remember Michael Jordan did for a minute.
I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T.
Michael Jordan is an asshole though
“I am sick of these motherfucking Nazis in their undies, on this motherfucking plane!”
one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding
Don’t feed the trolls.
seriously, ignore these dipshit trolls and move on.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
And, sadly, here we are… looking…
Not me. I’m here for other reasons.
Ok I’m shit too.
Alex Jones: “Nazis? That’s just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don’t like of being a nazi! Because they’re the haters!”
Grows Hitler mustache.
Alex Hitler: “It’s a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you’re the real nazi!”
For fuck’s sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You’re not sure? Really?
They’re not time travelers from 1940. They’re modern nazis, and this is what they do. He’s just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he’s got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!
There’s an amusing scene in Iron Sky where a 1940s style Nazi meets some neo Nazis and he ends up positively disgusted and calls the neonazis an insult to their race
‘It had a wild effect on women’
I suppose “revulsion” counts as a wild effect.
I wish this was an Onion article 🤦
This is all dog with whistle on top.
It’s the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.
It’s explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of “no u” on top for those who will take an excuse.
If Adolf Hitler himself appeared today and shouted some furious hours-long speech about the superiority of the Aryan race at an assembly of tens of thousands of uniformed goose-stepping thugs, people would be asking, “was that a dogwhistle?”
I’m just waiting for them to do some like, DEFINITELY Nazi stuff before I condemn them and take action. You know stuff like shoving minorities in camps, or plainclothed thugs grabbing people from the street, or military deployed domestically, or maybe like a Wessel-esque state funeral, or declaring the opposition terrorists and arresting them. Idk the stuff so far could just be coincidence.
You ever watched look who’s back?
No, maybe I should.
Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!
So it’s working?
I’m the sense that Dan & Jordan’s take should be fun.
