And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you those meddling… um… y’know, the things that make Trump experience consequences when he breaks the law… well this is embarrassing, must just be on the tip of my tongue…

…here, lemme dig through the history of the last decade, once I see it I’ll surely recognize it.

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…here it is! Alright, *clears throat*

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling headlines about how he’s fuming over the judge’s treatment of him!

HA! Sweet, sweet justice.

Narrator: “It spread. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. Really you wouldn’t believe how much it spread. It spread like Domino’s™ all new creamy red sauce on only the freshest of dough seasoned wi—”

*car crashes*

Don’t be so dramatic, they just want to make sure your dog passed a mental health assessment and has completed a gun safety course. Guns are far too prevalent in dog culture for the government to just swoop on in and take them all. 🙄

…there are no bad dogs tho.

What if the states all became provinces of Canada? Best of both worlds!

We’re a great asset to Putin.

It was prophetic! 7-D crypto chess or some shit.

Why is my hair so long in these portrayals?

I took a concealed carry course ages ago, and it helped to instill a healthy level of paranoia about unintentional discharge.

My takeaways were:

• fuck semi-auto pistols. Many working parts means many points of failure; carrying with a round in the chamber is dangerous as fuck, especially combined with a hair trigger; even if you don’t think there’s one in the chamber, there’s no good way to verify visually without opening the chamber, and even then people tend to give themselves a false negative and carry hot thinking they’re carrying safely; if you don’t carry hot, you have an extra step to perform under panic-levels of anxiety, aka you fumble with a gun-shaped brick for a couple seconds while your assistant proceeds to murder you; and blocky shape = blocky imprint = you’ve made yourself a target before a potential altercation even begins.

• Revolvers are the way cuz ^that. And the imprint is more varied, making it conform better to your pudge and not stand out through your clothing. But even among revolvers, fuck any that have an external hammer, which can get snagged on clothing or something, pulled back partially, released, and strike a round causing it to fire without even touching the trigger.

• Internal hammer, double-action-only is the way, cuz ^that.

• Load one round fewer than the cylinder’s capacity, then close the cylinder with the empty chamber on top / in line with the barrel. Your gun is now only physically capable of firing by fully engaging the trigger. You can drop that fucker out of an airplane, and when it hits the ground it goes thud, not bang. Also, since the back of the casing seats further back than the back of the cylinder, there’s a gap that you can look into to visually assess whether or not there are any rounds loaded; and where or not the individual chamber in line with the barrel is loaded (hot).

Absolute safest way to carry. Only downside is you only have 4 shots to work with, but if you need more than that, you’re probably dead anyway.

income morals

Two months ago DOGE did not even exist.

Sure it did - it was a meme, and that’s what it should have stayed.

I’ve gotten into a couple arguments, but it’s like talking to a brick.

They really do live in a complete fantasy.

I’m a patient at the VA and half the dipshits waiting for an appointment there are still wearing their red MAGA klan hoods.

I don’t fucking get it. I was active duty during his first term, and he fucked us over every chance he got.

Anyone who served and supports Trump is a special kind of stupid beyond the standard Trumpanzee idiot.

Maybe it’ll prompt a copy-cat to what’s being implied, and we’ll get the headline we’ve all been waiting for.

The nation could benefit from some childhood trauma right about now.

Trump’s goal is to weaken the US by severing the relationship we’ve built with our allies. He doesn’t give a shit about acquiring Canada, but if he can use that premise as means of pissing them off, that’s what he’ll do.

Donald Trump is a domestic enemy to the United States and its constitution.

Naw, that guy’s a fraud, too.

I pray someone or some group finally takes off all kiddie gloves and gives trump (and thereby me and others in the country as collateral) a divine smackdown

Just so everyone’s aware, it’s super duper illegal to deface currency.

So like, it would be against the law to use a sharpie to add a Hitler mustache to Trump’s face on said dollar bill; or add an arm extended in a Nazi salute; or add swastikas over ‘god’ where it says “In god we trust”; to then bring it to a bank and report that you received defaced currency and would like to exchange it for new bills, only to do it all again.

So… y’know, probably don’t do those things.