Can’t agree more. I love both my country and my state, as fucked up as the politics are. I fight because I know they can be better.

That’s pretty good from memory! I think you’re missing Charlie Bucket getting sliced to death when the glass elevator crashed into a window but otherwise, spot on!

Same. Full Moon Productions, Asylum, Troma…I love them all.

I was a full release male for a while. Now I’m not secure and shouldn’t be put online.

Before 41, none of them. After? Everything.

Yeah, and that’s slightly different than dubstep-ska. That’s where you drop the beat then pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

I was in the Navy and I can corroborate this. I’ll add to it that a lot of our teachers at A school were O-1 to O-3 (Ensign to Lieutenant) and they were pretty cool. We used to mess with them from time to time when they left the building by lining up and making them salute all the way to the parking lot. They were good sports.

Don’t blame the alcohol. It didn’t do anything!

Yeah, we’re boned.

Absolutely not. It’s 20 minutes away from going in the freezer for 8 months with the promise of gross banana bread that will never get made, and the banana will be found and they’ll make a special trip to buy new bananas which will also go in the freezer with the promise of gross banana bread. Repeat every 8 months.

That’s ok, they’re only functionally literate. They don’t know any better and didn’t say it in a way that makes me think they’ve got the necessary accent to have extra intelligence.

I’m in Texas, so mine currently says “Free Porn Here”. In the past it was always some snarky bullshit. My buddy’s is “FBI Mobile Team” or something similar. I think he’s had one about the DEA in the past.

So nothing funny or clever about Wi-Fi or networking, but definitely not normal names.

They’re already excusing it saying it’s so that she can’t plead the fifth when she gets subpoenaed for cases against people she trafficked for.

I only comport myself with liquor.

I’m a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.

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I actually assumed it would take the place of art for money laundering.

Same, buddy.

I’m a one person LLC. Health insurance is my biggest expense outside of my house payment. If you extrapolate over the last three years, those are the only two things that I’ve put more money in than retirement.

Wouldn’t it just be advertising access to your self hosted drive full of feet pics on Lemmy or Mastodon?