I haven’t been in a McDonalds in years, but I’ve never seen or heard of this in America.

Real life. He was mayor, like 10 years ago. This was an actual thing people were mad at him for.

And as many times as I reconfirm this was real, I still get vibes of this being Micheal Scott as mayor.

Then wait in line. I don’t get what you’re suggesting.

Here’s what I don’t understand.

McDonalds has an app. McDonalds also does mobile orders like ubereats. Why not use your own app to allow ordering from the app, so you can be 5 minutes away, order, and when you get there it’s already paid for, you just pick it up.

It eliminates extra fees for customers willing to pick up their own food. It eliminates the line. It reduces the wrong orders (as most mistakes happen from the register worker not ringing it up right to begin with). And no AI needed.

Why is this so hard?

I might have tacos…

I would make a joke like “Wow! I should use mass media to convince people to buy my shitty products, but convince them that they need it. Then overcharge!”

Except the basis of that joke being a joke would rely on the core concept NOT happening for real. Which it is. So that would just make me a part of the problem…

You mean like genocide, slavery, and being the only country in history to use atomic bombs against another country?

TIL there are two versions of spanish.

I thought they discontinued the challenger in 1986. The whole brand kinda blew up.

…do you not have a fake email you can log into?

I bet someone has “anyoneemailingmeisacunt@gmail.com”

Yes, but now the car can’t pull data to operate the gas tank.

Oh, I thought you meant a lawsuit from me. When I, a pedestrian am crossing the street with my walk signal, when suddenly, the guy at the opposite side of the intersection just starts driving at a red light because he was distracted by McDonalds. Didn’t even realize his foot was on the pedal, and now I got run over.

Narrator: And that’s when he hit a speed bump, and the whole engine just fell out.

This is like when you see a rapist and a pedophile engage. You’d think they’d be friends, except nope. The rapist is raping the pedophile. You don’t feel sorry for the pedophile, and you don’t cheer the rapist, but you certainly don’t feel the same empathy as if it were some else being raped. Doesn’t make the rapist a good guy though.

And maybe introduce the blueberry!

Yeah. The second they announced it would be a thing, I said "what a great way to collect users data, and sell it to companies. PASS!

I’m known as someone who in general predicts the worst case scenario, and then time and time again is proven right. Even I didn’t predict the ones buying this location data would be the Saudi government. I’m not surprised. I’m just surprised there’s levels BELOW my pessismistic mindset, and now we’re going there.

I never predicted nazis in usa government. I never predicted the usa government would be used as a shadow government for russia.

I viewed it more as “ugh, can you imagine going as low as I think we will? It’s going to be bad…”. And now we’re sinking so much lower. I THOUGHT we hid bedrock a few years ago. The only big thing I predicted that hasn’t happened yet is the second american civil war. I still think it’s coming, but now other things are going much lower than I thought they ever could.

Not sure your age, but that used to be a thing. A little slide out keyboard as a way to transition the gap between fully onscreen controls, and the old flip phones. This would have been 2003-2009 roughly.

I’ve never understood the cell phone market thinking. If you have 1 flip phone, it’s suddenly ALL flip phones for the next 2 years. Then its a candybar style for the next 3 years. Then one phone gets wider, they all get wider. Then one gets credit card slim, they all get credit card slim. Now for the past decade it’s all been black rectangles with no personality besides 1 logo on the back. Just a touchscreen, and a fuck you.

The market is filled with different customers. One wants a keyboard. One doesn’t. Why can’t they both find what they want in different products on the market?

Now wait a second! Hold on! Let’s get one thing straight here…

…buttons should also return to phones.

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Hey everybody! This guy KNOWS things! Let’s all laugh at the NERD!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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But seriously, thank you for that knowledge. I learned something today! But, I got this whole comedy bit going here…and the number one rule of comedy is that you have to COMMIT!!!

Hey everybody! Such a mockery this person is within our vicinity! Ha ha ha ha ha! Such comedy to be had at ones expense!