So do I.

Uh… okay

Either the border of the United States is undefined in 2025, or the people “reporting” this story are completely spineless.

She didn’t specify handcuffs. The search was simply “zip ties near me”

It was so weird that it jumped out at me lol

It took me WAY too long to realize how bad the most evil person I know is. To him, though, it’s not evil. As far as he’s concerned, everything he does is fair, reasonable, and justified.

I hope a critter peed on her

Edit: anyone who can’t guess where to buy zip ties is a moron

With subtitles, too, so I know what the hell they’re saying! Great song! Thanks

It might as well be; it’s just more culturally specific

Although I personally am not a cape kind of guy, I will readily admit that this looks damn good

What time is the vote? I don’t want to see words like “expected” all day.

My sympathies to the victims and their loved ones, but from the outside, it’s utterly fascinating to watch this gradually get cracked.

This is what it feels like sometimes.

Good for you. Laws are nice, but sometimes firepower is the best option for securing your rights - especially if you live in a country where DEI is sneered at.

I like this analogy

lol now THAT’S a brainteaser

Willy Wonka may not be hated, but he would definitely be vilified. There is no way a candy maker who refused to allow inspectors into his factory would be allowed to sell candy to the general public.

Plus, under the current administration, ICE would break in and forcibly deport (kidnap) all the Ommpa Loompas.

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If I’d seen this at the top of the page instead of the bottom, I wouldn’t have bothered reading the article

This is the first I’ve heard of it. My initial reaction is JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY