Leslie Knope for me!
Don juan
Jeb Bartlett
Satan. Would be nice if all the shitty decisions in my life could be sloped off onto some malevolent thing created by an all knowing god only to be evil.
The Vision.
Indestructible, level-headed, compassionate mind-reader? All the world’s big problems would be solved overnight.
(Assuming no Corvus Glaive)
Doctor Who could whisk me away for a few adventures.
The Doctor is a harbenger of death. People die or are maimed around him quite frequently.
Worth the risk. People die or are maimed by cars everyday, at least the Doctor will be more fun.
Worth it for the adventure. Also companions have a far better survival rate than randos.
Hecate
If we’re bringing in mythical feminine icons, you can’t top the OG Mother-Maiden-Crone.
Leslie Knope would be in prison, if she were real. She commits a new ethics violation damn near every episode.
Captain planet (he’s our hero) (gonna take pollution down to zero)!
We could really, really use an environmentalist power that isn’t beholden to any nation or company.
The Thing
Robin Hood.
Totoro.
happy cake day!
God.
… the good and forgiving one. Not the other.
The Punisher.
lots of motherfuckers in this world need to get what’s owed to them.
she’s basically real she’s just like her character and she has a podcast i think
she’s basically real
The actress is real and sincere and just about as naive. But she was parodying Hillary Clinton, who was in reality deeply cynical and corrupt and malicious.
One of them came within a hair’s breath of the Presidency and it wasn’t Amy Poehler.
