People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.
Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?
ClippyCummy
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Good enough, welcome back Cummybot2000
why
Why not 🙎♂️
What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!
A blob semen can actually be useful!
After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)
They had a real opportunity and missed it
That was such an insane episode. XD
David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho
Too bad they changed the writer and ruined the series.
Oh yeah, sorry, I meant season. Season 4 with David and Katherine. Every episode landed (imo) and they bounced off each other like mad. And Donna not having a massive crush on the Doctor was also refreshing. “Too skinny”, lol
Fully agree that the show quality has been spotty at best. Which writer/showrunner do you think started the decline? Moffat had a good run with Matt Smith (although I hate what he did with the Weeping Angels, for creative reasons. For that matter, Russell Davies wrote Love and Monsters and that one is definitely on my skip list.) I think Peter Capaldi got shafted tho. Such a waste of talent
I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how “the desktop has become a billboard” is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft
Oh man, the desktop sure looks like a billboard… Let’s slap a mascot on it, it’s gonna help!
Nope, that’s Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.
Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)
Had to get Copilot to stop jerkin’ it to Grok’s avatar…
Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent
I can’t unsee it!
Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.
They did
There went my theory. It was a bump, and then a flat tire.
Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.
Like, it’s been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don’t know how to mind his own damn business
“You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else.”
-Microsoft, allegedly.
So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.
😘👌
That’s a bit of a stretch, isn’t it?
You’re welcome to see for yourself: https://youtu.be/G3AfVni7t9A
Yes, based on that. It’s not a thing that comes to mind.
Risky click of the day…
You can transform it to CLIPPY?! Okay, that’s actually a big plus for Copilot lol
