Please be AI slop… Please be AI slop…

Ah, fuck. It’s real… 😣

Definitely not my case.

I think there a smaller list of things I’m not interested in than things that I am.

But if you’re not installing updates to patch out a zero day, the vulnerability is still there.

🟩 Pill bug

🟩 Potato Bug

❎ Roly Poly

🟩 Ball bug

Got any… Grapes?

I’m old enough to remember when a Big Mac Value Meal was $2.99 a McDonald’s

Something tells me she was probably spewing from her face hole about how the January 6th riots were justified…

Zero tolerance rules are so dumb. I told my kid if someone hits you, fight until I get there to pick you up since you’re going to get suspended anyway.

I feel like Hollow Knight’s difficulty was in the boss fights, you’d traverse pretty easily, then get stuck listening to a fucking Dung Beetle yelling “HOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!” while getting you’re ass kicked for 45 minutes.

In Silksong I’ve gotten my ass handed to me by improper platforming & random nobodies more times than I can count.

R. Kelly’s music slaps.

Also he wrote & produced for damn near the whole industry, so the tree of artists you would have to dodge to not listen to his work is staggering.

Loses ranch to corporation.

“Well, at least it’s still owned by Republicans!”

UFO 50

1 - I grew up with the NES & now I have nostalgia for a game system that never existed.

2 - You literally get 50 games for the price of admission, so there’s sure to be something that clicks.

3 - I couldn’t imagine playing with a keyboard and mouse.

4 - Seriously, fifty games!

Heh, I learned their names from playing Chrono Trigger.

Balthazar & Melchior are the other two.

The stomping would probably feel good; imagine how itchy it would be to be woven into a rug & not be able to scratch

Actraiser is one of my all time favorite games; I replay it every couple of years.

The combination of Sim & Platformer always kind of apealed to me because I play a variety of genres and weird combos like that are always interesting.

Actraiser 2 dropped the city building and I lost interest.

The high res one looks better as a cutout instead of the full background, but the jpeg adds to the charm IMHO.

Baby Platemail.

I mean… There was 1080 & SSX. Can’t think of any others

My uncle’s ex-wife would pour a bowl of frosted flakes, pour milk on it, put the bowl in the refrigerator, then eat it the next day.

I don’t think that’s why they got divorced, but I’ve always believed it was a contributing factor…

A friend of mine is a cop & a nice guy. I asked him why the hell he became a cop of all things & he said “this way, I know there’s at least one cop in existence who’s not a racist asshole.”

I countered with “Oh, so you’re just a regular asshole, then?” An he said “No sir; I am an ass hat. An asshole is an ass the whole time. If people are cool, I’m cool with them, but if someone wants to be an ass, I can put my ass hat on to match their energy.”

I can respect that.