A friend of mine is a cop & a nice guy. I asked him why the hell he became a cop of all things & he said “this way, I know there’s at least one cop in existence who’s not a racist asshole.”
I countered with “Oh, so you’re just a regular asshole, then?” An he said “No sir; I am an ass hat. An asshole is an ass the whole time. If people are cool, I’m cool with them, but if someone wants to be an ass, I can put my ass hat on to match their energy.”
I can respect that.
Same. I caught a black Friday deal years back & got a 2Tb for less than $150
We was singing songs 'n shit!
Only if you don’t scrape the wall at terminal velocity…
Lots of people give a fuck about AI’s energy usage, but the data centers are paying off the people that could do something about it.
I laughed pretty hard when Christina Aguilara started calling herself Xtina
The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
(Emphasis mine)
Does this mean he’s dead? Is it time for me to do a jig?
We don’t talk about Bruno Trump
Damn flawless skin if it’s being mistaken for pants
Linamp: It really whips the Alpaca’s ass!
(I wish this was real, lol)
It’s been probably a decade since I’ve read Dinosaur Comics. Glad to see it’s still around!
The review period runs from January 1 - December 14; I think that’s a pretty solid snapshot of a year.
The thing that gets me is they don’t count any offline time, so my hours of playing sitting in my vehicle don’t get logged.
The greatest one of these I ever saw was just after September 11th.
The cover was a picture of the second tower impact and the headline was “WHERE WAS GOD?”
…I don’t think they understood the irony.
Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas!
It’s time for me to break out my River bottom Nightmare Band metal logo T-shirt
Mine is “We don’t have WiFi”, so when guests ask what ours is called, I tell them then get to watch their face go through five different stages as they look around at all my tech…
Then my wife gets to explain to people what the joke is while I giggle like a 5 year old being tickled.
Aaaahhh! Mad kwyjibo on the loose!
Everyday you wake up on this side of the grass has the potential to be the best day anyone has ever lived.
Glad you’re still here! 💖
Well there’s a movie I haven’t thought about in years
If you point it the other way, you’re not braced anymore and start falling.
My uncle’s ex-wife would pour a bowl of frosted flakes, pour milk on it, put the bowl in the refrigerator, then eat it the next day.
I don’t think that’s why they got divorced, but I’ve always believed it was a contributing factor…