Fuck you NBC.

If you keep doing the work for them, they’ll never learn. They need to figure it out for themselves.

Watch them hire a bunch of people to protest for them.

I think that she thought it was a bullet. I can’t imagine being that fucking stupid.

You can’t fix stupid.

Legit.

But was he cis though? Anyway I once heard him referred to as a purple love gnome, so that’s where he sits in my brain.

I thought that was just Britishese.

I love it lol

In Big Mt.

I don’t need to know who he is to reply with a big, fat “fuck no.”

Some of those sound like words from other languages. And “alosorous” sounds like allosaurus (the dinosaur) lol

To be donated to a reputable charity that doesn’t say thank you.

No, because I have the unfair advantage of being a middle-aged white guy, so nobody does it. Also I’m a post-COVID paranoid shut-in, but before that it never happened.

That’s almost verbatim what came into my brain when I saw this.

Naw, that’s where the bodies are buried. I got Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis down there. Not the skeletons though, those are all in my closet.

What does that mean?

At least when they’re not being stolen wholesale, needfully or not. Looking at you, umami.

Joke’s on them, the real leader of Antifa is hiding in my attic.