He just plain looks creepy.

I remember mocking NFTs. The stupid things only ever had one single legitimate use case - helping ensure that artists got fucking paid for their work - and was obliterated almost immediately by the second dumbest bubble ever.

That’s because this man likes women not girls. Also drugs. Just so much drugs.

As a kid I learned an important way to tell if the government is lying to you. Just ask “are they producing words?” If the answer is yes, then they’re fucking lying to you.

Time to start spray painting “death machine” on them.

There’s nothing new about that idea whatsoever.

“only the best people”

Wait, let’s hear OP out.

AI: how may I assist you?

Me: transfer me to a human and then delete yourself.

90% accuracy is the difference between arriving safely at your destination and arriving as a headless corpse.

You’re not gonna trick me out of an early death via heart attack.

Just vibe code the AI. I’m sure it’ll work perfectly.

No amount of exercise ever helped my lifelong depression. Maybe it’s the generic mutation that keeps me from metabolizing vitamin B correctly, or maybe it’s the childhood (mostly psychological) abuse, or the need for actual antidepressants and mood stabilizers to keep me from wanting to kill myself.

But sure, maybe fucking jogging could fix it.

Oh wait, it did say “mild” depression. Well carry on I guess.

If it’s winter I’d stick it on with chewed bubblegum.

Well for these gravy seals it’s not the head - it’s the cankles.

Agreed. They’d have to hit a vital spot.

And that’s why you don’t hire gravy seals.

That’s very true.

Anglish.

You forgot the essential oils.