Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.

Some people are just like that, regardless of headphones. My fiance gets like that to the point I have to nudge her to get her attention.

Just when you thought AI couldn’t play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.

Oh shit I forgot all about that part! Thanks lol

Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity’s contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.

I mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.

My God, you’ve cracked it.

Hmm I wonder why.

Pro tip: If you’re proposing a regulation that every company opposes, that just means that you need that regulation even more than you thought.

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.

That fucking guy again.

Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…

deleted by creator

My favorite was when he fell asleep in the middle of a medical emergency for a health care executive. There’s so many layers there that it would confuse even Shrek.

This decrepid old bastard needs to step aside. Or get shoved out of the way.

The only divide on the left right now is the the traitorous assholes - none of whom are up for reelection - who voted to end of the shutdown. Fuck you Dick Durbin. If I had you in a room for 5 minutes with a megaphone I would definitely so hard that your ancestors would be able to hear it.

They feed on it. They’re attention vampires.

They could always run to Louisiana.

Buttered toast with peanut butter. If you can get some homemade apple butter to make it a sandwich, now that’s the best thing ever.

You mean gold leaf and spray paint?

All these folks buying gold and my apocalypse plan just involves a handle of whiskey and one bullet.