“Oh damn, that’s unbelievable,” I said before eating another whole box of thin mints.

Oh hey look he found one of his vertebrae.

I would say that he only calls it horrible because he didn’t do it. Them I remembered that he’s also been calling his own stupid shit horrible lately.

I can’t wait for Trump to come up with the brilliant, never before thought of “just print more money.”

Trump is peak Dunning Kruger.

The amazing thing is that the government doesn’t get nearly as much tax income as you’d expect from these hugs companies. It’s almost as if the politicians have some other, secret motivating factor. Oh well, I guess we’ll never know.

The thought police have been running roughshod over us since the Orange Idiot took over. You know what that means.

Can you change the name? Changing it to something radically different would get the job done. Especially if it’s weird and gross

Time to start burying it with incomprehensible memes.

Psychotic Bitch Promotes Child Murder

FTFY

They should have leaned left harder instead of engaging in a futile attempt to sway conservatives.

But no little tiny tusks? No trunk? Lame. Is it so wrong to want a tiny mammoth I can hold in one hand?