The only person I’ve seen actually benefit from back surgery is my sister getting rods put along her spine for her scoliosis. It helped her tremendously. She has some recurring nerve pain from it, but her organs aren’t being fucked up anymore and her back doesn’t hurt constantly. She also got so much taller.

I’ve had friends legit pity me because I’m a virgin at 27. Like, I struggled with sexuality for most of my adult life, only figuring out I am gay after 3 boyfriends. I’m not in a rush to get a gf or have sex.

Now my closest group of friends bully me in a friend way about being single and it’s hilarious because they don’t actually pity me or whatever. They respect me and all that and the jokes are just fun between us all.

Don’t make promises you can’t keep. :(

The French liberating me and the other non-crazy folk would be the best rn.

What even is this timeline

Thank you for your service!

Rip my year-old IRA…

I probably have about 75 in a pile right now. I went absolutely wild with it at the beginning of last month because I was high on Vicodin and couldn’t work. Broke my ankle and leg and needed surgery.

I love your ideas for them!