Tits for tots!

Po-TAY-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Nah, that’s too obvious. I’m thinking 90% is the lowest they’ll fall for and 95 is the lowest they’ll fall for every time.

the Orca may or may not eat its liver.

Depends if it has some fava beans and a nice Chianti

they started eating bamboo due to food pressure, and I guess really liked it and won’t eat what their body is built for.

AND they won’t fuck! If ever there was a species (other than humans) actively trying to make itself go extinct…

🎵 I like big faces and I cannot lie 🎵

Shouldn’t really have surprised us tbh.

Anyone would have to be a fellow grifter and/or clinically delusional in order to stomach being married to that pile of Komodo dragon shit for more than a couple days at most.

You’re so very welcome 😁

The head of AIPAC? She’d be more likely to spontaneously combust on a cold day in Antarctica.

Sometimes the EU does unexpectedly based things and actually goes through with it.

I’m not saying that it’s anywhere near the norm, but it DOES happen from time to time 🤷

Here’s a handy slider for reference. I find that 110% is the sweet spot where he looks as humanly proportioned as possible 😄

That’s the seat Kat Abughazaleh (sp?) is running for

As if we didn’t already have plenty of reasons to support that badass!

Dems are going to pay more attention to primaries this time around

That’s almost impossible, given that the party leadership already fights every progressive primary candidate several times as hard as they do fascists, ancaps, and other Republicans.

In the good timeline, the headline is

Fox News Panel Unanimously Condemns Trump,

it’s from 2015, and it’s the last headline about him before he abandons his presidential ambitions and then dies from colon cancer, penniless and with his obituary being only an “in other news” on talk radio.

“Playing fetch with my dog went into extra innings. No regrets.”

Fricasseed

Of course they are. That’s how calendars work.

When it stops being profitable to pretend that there isn’t.

Well done!

Publicly announcing what everyone who’s paying attention has known for the better part of a century at the EXACT time where it’s the least likely to influence those in power is some excellent fucking spycraft!

What’s next? They’re going to point out that the hundreds of US military bases in foreign countries aren’t there to help out the locals? 🙄🤦

There’s celebrating and then there’s spending millions on pageantry as the huddled masses starve and are brutalized by the fascist demagogues you’ve helped seize power.

This is the latter.

Or pole