First EasyJet flight where one of the passengers wasn’t uncomfortable?

Except completely incompetent but somehow MORE successful than their fictional counterparts.

Turns out that Idiocracy was too OPTIMISTIC 😮‍💨

There’s The Intercept, Common Dreams, and The New Republic for article based news.

Zeteo does both articles and video.

As far as short form podcasts/YouTube shows go, there’s The Bitchuation Room and The Damage Report, for medium/long form there’s Some More News and Even More News.

And before you dismiss most of them because they’re clearly biased in favor of left wing viewpoints, I’m gonna remind you that your criteria was factual accuracy, which isn’t mutually exclusive with honest and transparent bias as long as your bias isn’t toward counterfactuality AKA lying.

Or put another way: we all have biases and the ones who are honest about them are generally much more trustworthy than the ones who try to hide them behind forced neutrality riddled with false equivalency.

Why isn’t that argument taken more seriously by people on the left as an implicit admission that the left is politically weaker or less effective at wielding power?

Because the Left doesn’t get to wield any power and the right wing Dems care more about not upsetting their owner donors and their friends than insignificant details like justice and the needs and wants of their constituents.

If one side “can’t get away with” actions that the other can, doesn’t that suggest a real imbalance rather than moral superiority?

It’s both and also a secret third thing:

Republicans are MUCH more brazen and shameless, MUCH more skilled at messaging, AND the right wing Dems in power would rather still get paid the big bucks than do their job, see above.

And we now go live to the DNC for their complete strategy for holding the American Fascist Party accountable:

Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.

Thanks, Pope Bob!

Is this impeachment going to be like all the others and be meaningless?

Nah, don’t worry: it’s going to be even MORE meaningless, now that the fascist criminals are in full control of every single branch of government and may well succeed in remaking campaign and election laws so that it stays that way no matter how big the majority of people disapproving of them gets.

Due to a system specifically designed by and for them and their fellow economical and political elites, they consider themselves untouchable by the consequences meant for mere mortals.

The worst part is that this megalomaniacal assumption is almost invariably proven correct 🤬

You can’t just say “squeegee”!

Well, not THAT shocked…

Tits for tots!

Po-TAY-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Nah, that’s too obvious. I’m thinking 90% is the lowest they’ll fall for and 95 is the lowest they’ll fall for every time.

the Orca may or may not eat its liver.

Depends if it has some fava beans and a nice Chianti

they started eating bamboo due to food pressure, and I guess really liked it and won’t eat what their body is built for.

AND they won’t fuck! If ever there was a species (other than humans) actively trying to make itself go extinct…

🎵 I like big faces and I cannot lie 🎵

Shouldn’t really have surprised us tbh.

Anyone would have to be a fellow grifter and/or clinically delusional in order to stomach being married to that pile of Komodo dragon shit for more than a couple days at most.

You’re so very welcome 😁

The head of AIPAC? She’d be more likely to spontaneously combust on a cold day in Antarctica.