We should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.
You’re both half right. You offer the most exclusive expensive penis enlargement surgury for free just for them, BECAUSE they’re a billionaire.
Nothing rich assholes love more than getting expensive shit for free because of their privledge.
They want the most exclusive expensive version of things for the lowest cost. It’s fucking ridiculous bragging rights bullshit.
How I would love to offer an extremely exclusive and expensive product or service and have a billionaire approaching me trying to get it for free, to be able to say “Oh, I’m sorry, can you not afford it? We only offer this to people who have enough money to pay for it. I’m sure if you work hard, one day you’ll earn enough money to come back and give this a try!”
Nothing would hurt a fragile billionaire’s ego more than insinuating that they’re poor. Their entire lives and identities revolve around being rich and to take that away from them, even for a few seconds, would haunt them for many years to come.
*burial cost not included
Do you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?
Since both doctors now have a history of killing their patients when providing that service, I trust you can figure out my hopeful outcome.
Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya
No no. You do it this way:
“Hey musk, you have a small dick”
Unfortunately, he’s probably into being humiliated like that.
Yeehaw!
Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?
Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it
musk had his mangled by a “surgeon”
Ohhhh, botched dick!! botched that one! That’s a botch job!
Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.
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However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.
Call me paranoid, but I’d like anyone giving me penis injections to be licensed to practice medicine.
You sound like the brainwashed masses. He, a billionaire, was much more qualified to determine if someone is fit to practice medicine than some institutional board. Obviously, otherwise he wouldn’t have been a billionaire.
Or the Oceangate ethos: They’re are too many unnecessary rules in medicine! Controlled experiments to test new drugs are just slowing down innovation!
Just wait until someone does this with a gene drive
Not me. I want one who’s finished with practicing and ready for the big show. That’s why I only use doctors who are no longer “practicing.” Cuz I’m not a fucken idiot.
Keep reading.
I wonder if this is a benefit to having health insurance: my insurance presumedly vets doctors in their network, so I’d have a hard time going to anyone unlicensed.
On the other hand, if I got penis enhancement surgery my insurance wouldn’t cover it anyway, so I’d probably not care if they were out of network.
As one of the people going through the Files right now, believe me, less billionaire penises is a good thing.
Damn what a way to go, now the whole world knows he had a small dick as the last thing he does.
Not necessarily. Data suggests that most people that feels that way have regular sized penises. It’s not reality what fails to them, it’s their ego.
Maybe he has a big penis and wanted a giant one? One to make a horse blush. One that makes you kick people when you get an erection in public
This is way more efficient than putting them each in a submarine
We can do both
Fill a sub with their lopped-off penises?
No, obviously those are used for chum to lure in the sharks.
Lol. Lmao. Dude had billions of dollars and fucken died cause he wanted a bigger dick.
To all the kids out there: accept who you are. Love yourself. Be genuine.
To all the billionaires out there, keep getting shady, life-threatening surgeries.
To all the billionaires out there: people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick. Go show them who’s boss!
people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick.
… that’s an integrated part of your body and in the form of a single dick looking appendage.
We don’t want buckets of dick strewn around, nor random dicks attached to the torso.
Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….
If you are in the buckets category, then pls don’t make us accessories to your crimes.
If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don’t worry, you’ll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won’t be, but it’ll seem like respect.
I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.
Also: you totally do know everything there is to know about deep sea submarines
Invite your friends!
Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean!
I applaud billionaire willing to die to show us what’s right and wrong. Submarine excursions when you have no clue what you’re doing, ruining the lives of millions with price hikes, penis enlargement surgery with unlicensed surgeons… keep at it billionaires. Let’s step: going to Mars without a backup plan, because thinking things ahead is for pussy. You can do it!
He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019
I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?
Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that
Early Carmen episodes were amazing especially for how they still hold up
You’re a sad confused little man aren’t you
I never thought It’s Always Sunny could make me tear up until Mac danced. Shit was beautiful, man.
2019? Damn.
I am from the 20th century
And nothing of value was lost.
A search of his hotel room revealed he had been taking multiple substances banned in France, along with vasodilators commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction. According to judicial sources, these substances are believed to have contributed to his death.
I’d wager we lost two capable surgeons, but then again…
practising medicine without a licence.
I’m not a doctor, but taking vasodilators before a surgery sounds like a bad idea
Performing surgery without a medical license is probably a bad idea too.
I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.
The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.
this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s just someone trying and failing to explore their kink…this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick
I agree this is worse.
Solid argument
Maybe the surgery was a success. Dude asked for a dong the size of a Pringles can, got one, and all his blood went to it and he died. Checks out to me.
Choking to death on stolen panties must be up there in the rankings. No cases to cite but would be surprised it was zero.
I’d check Japan. Bunch of panty thieves there.
…was I supposed to be eating the panties all this time?
Won at the game of life (i.e. being a billionaire), still insecure about your PP
* the game of capitalism
oh!
so is that how we’ll be rid of billionaires?
Be the change you want to see in the world!
Penis surgery, get your pension surgery here!
For sure gonna catch a lot of that small-dick try-hard over-compensating energy.
Number one. Steady hand. One day, billionaire need big penis. I do operation. But mistake! Billionaire die! Capitalists very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill billionaire on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
