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The depth and diameter of my sinuses

I have a single implant. One. I fucking hate it. Not to speak of the dentist because he’s fantastic, but the structure of the things drives me nuts.

If anyone’s unaware, they don’t go into the socket like a normal tooth. There’s an anchor, but they’re kinda T-shaped and leave a miniscule gap between the “tooth” and the gum. SO MUCH SHIT GETS TRAPPED IN THERE! I carry metal toothpicks with me everywhere (“weapons” according to every security guy ever) because I constantly have to dig shit out.

There’s other problems too, but that’s the most annoying one.

He wants to memorialize himself in the city that absolutely hates his guts

I’ve ended up in the ER with food poisoning twice in my life. Had to call the ambulance both times, worst $3k sandwich of my life. It’s terrible.

$0.25 per day, pre-tax. No deductions.

I recommend the sugar free ones by the pound

You can get a 1TB drive for much less than $400

It manipulates time by sending the entire country back 100 years, and it manipulates space by making it seem like the middle of Europe

What’s another 50% in tarifs at this point

7 month old account, >1000 posts and >3000 comments. That’s 5 posts a day, every day. I’ve been heavily active for over a year and I don’t even have 1/3 the number of comments. I’ll let anyone reading this make of that what they will.

My partner uses about 10 lamps at any given time, and the room must be a black hole because I still can’t see shit

He only enjoyed kicking kittens on weekends

Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life

That’s not a compliment

That you get more conservative as you get older. Really it’s because boomers have been getting wealthier as they get older. Everyone else I know has only gotten more radicalized against the class war.

On a similar note, that money doesn’t buy happiness. While technically true (see: Musk), it buys security and stability, which are prerequisites for happiness

Geneva Convention getting a fresh coat of paint

None, because I’m never having children

Everyone was rightly furious at the treatment of Jewish, Romanian, disabled folk, and queer folks, amongst others at the hands of the nazis.

Time has shown that they only cared about one of those groups. I doubt the average American knows that queer and disabled people were sent to the camps, and I’m sure they only know Romani by their slur name

If my partner asked I’d say hell fucking no

If she did it without asking we wouldn’t be together after that, and she’d likely be facing a legal challenge that would inevitably get dismissed after Musk x-cretes that he “finds it hot”

Those people are way too white for the illustration, except maybe the 60 minutes staff

Even his AI generated kids hate him