It’s like all the words are there, they’re just assembled in the wrong order

Bullshit.

Do we know that DOGE will be affected at all by a shutdown?

nothing is actually stopping us from ditching corporate internet websites and just go back to smaller privately owned or donation run forums.

I didn’t even realize until you said this that I already do that lol

I legit think they would device immediately into literally saying “hurr durrr” if asked about their behavior for more than a couple minutes.

Too bad every news outlet is so terrified of losing access that they never fucking do

Anyone hungry for egg salad?

People use “pod of dolphins” relatively often.

This made me think of Animal Collective… Great, now I’ve gotta listen to Merriweather Post Pavilion when I get home

Hey MAGA folks: the Deep State does not want you to know about this. Not only does it remove the microplastics, but it nullifies any 5g technology that may have been embedded without your knowledge.

Why does everything have to always suck so much? I’m tired, boss.

If you can watch what’s been going on for the past two months, and still believe this both sides bullshit, then you’re a fucking idiot.

Are Democrats corporate stooges and feckless cowards? Yeah most of them.

But this is next level. You’re insane if you think it would be anything like this had Harris won.

The boomers will get bailed out. Mostly just to ensure they don’t turn on him.

At least the ones in red states will.

If your not sure, google it before commenting. For the sanity of the internet.

No. Maybe don’t just take something that someone you’ve never met on the internet said might be true as fact? Maybe you should fucking Google it.

I mean seriously, the tone of my comment was pretty clear. Do you really need me to explain the connotations of “probably,” and “everything good comes from it”?

I make an off hand comment that is clearly not an attempt to be informative, and you come in all aggressive. Chill the fuck out.

It would never happen that way.

By the way, we used to do this. You can read all about it. It’s very very bad.

Can we just build an artificial island in the middle of the ocean for these losers? Just drop them there and let them try to figure it out. See how long before they come begging for help.

I think Musk has talked about the game, and obviously every message was completely lost on him and his main takeaway was that “Arasaka is cool. I want to be that.”

That is exactly what they want.

Right, but they probably understand civics and aren’t dumbass libertarians who think taxes are theft, and that they shouldn’t be providing anything for the people that live and work there.

Also, the US has a storied history with company towns. I can promise you that this is not what you are thinking it is. This will be towns owned by massive corporations that will pay people in scrip that they can only use at “the company store.”

So imagine Walmart coming in and buying an entire town, and instead of paying the people a living wage, they give them credits that they can only use at Walmart.

This is one of my favorites:

A Libertarian Walks into a Bear

It would be funny if a billionaire shit ass wasn’t doing this exact thing on a national level.

Exactly. Bricking is about as serious as it gets when it comes to issues with devices. If you can use it at all at any point in the future (I guess without professional refurbishment), then it’s not bricked.

Show me where I made something up, boss. Or do you not know what “probably” means?