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cm0002@lemdro.id to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 hours ago

Raccoons recognize a dumpster when they see one

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Raccoons recognize a dumpster when they see one

cm0002@lemdro.id to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What I see is Raccons have finally found a use for Cybertrucks we could use more dumpster for proper trash disposal.

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      They can even drive themselves to the landfill recycling facility ocean!

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    New vandalism idea: smear some strawberry jam into the nooks and crannies of a swasticar, then let nature take it from there.

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    • Elmo - The Cybertruck is apocalypse-proof.
    • Raccoons - Hey bros, I found another dumpster…
    • Bears - Watching and learning off in the distance…
    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Bears would already rip your car apart for half a bag of chips you left in the glove box, even if it isn’t shaped like a dumpster.

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        Yeah

        As funny as this is, it is more likely that people are leaving food in the back of their shitified SUVs and the seal is loose enough that the raccoons can smell it and want it.

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          I really believe they think Cybertrucks are dumpsters. Never heard of a coon trying to get into a other type of vehicle.

          OTOH, there’s nowhere for them to stand on other vehicles and this pic is the only one I can find online to support the dumpster thing.

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        All they have to do is look at a cyber truck funny and it’ll rip itself apart for them.

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    They are dumpsters, just with less food in them.

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      Depends on the number of passengers

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    “confusing”

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    “Mr. Raccoon! No! Even for you, I promise there’s absolutely nothing of value in there.”

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