I’m a little too uncultured for this discussion. to me nail glue = superglue/cyanoacrylate

My xeets are like a 7 or 8 on the Bristol stool scale what do I win from the gubmint

There’s a dude who owns a swasticar a few streets over, and I’ve noticed I’m not the only one to flip it off when I’m going by. But that’s about as aggressive any attacks are getting around here

i plan to sashay a little while screaming “WILDCATS” and hopefully the operator will die of embarrassment.

it’s so sad the way that the phone rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and no one answered.

We have a specific towel we don’t like

Earl Jam

nah, y’all can see right through me it’s waluigi/luigi slashfics but waluigi is totally the author stand in mary sue gary stu.

So is the difference between 2g, 3g, 4g and 5g that they use different channels/frequencies, different communication protocols, or both?

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IIRC don’t the special elections due to presidential appointments potentially put control of the house up for grabs again? It’s been a while since I looked

Serendipity makes my point for me.

I can think of few crimes higher than making all our allies distrust us.

Is waluigi banned too or do I need to find another place to publish my slashfics?

i was with you until you got to the murder flies.

Some of this is because domesticated bees are filling the roles wild bees take. Some is temperature based, like bees just die at something like 55 or 60 degrees C. Hooray climate collapse!

I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to mean that they don’t assess any new liabilities or obligations, but you can’t get out of anything they’ve already assessed by relinquishing citizenship.

That music stealing megacolonic turd nerd is no king of mine

That is on my 2026 bingo card, not 2025