You have a super majority in all branches of government, you don’t need to consider other parties.
Where do you start, and what is your overall stratergy?
Will you get a second term?
- age limit on public representatives, probably the same as retirement
- voting is completely changed to a ranking system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_transferable_vote
- hire a bunch of actually qualified people to run each office and governmental positions
- a bunch more shit that I dont feel like writing
My zeroth thing would be to yell at the top of my lungs What the actual fuck
- Increase security personnel for myself and the White House. Sadly this will have to be necessary given the hostile nature of the US at the moment… hopefully this is temporary
- Reverse every policy Trump and the MAGA team have been doing (if that even counts as one thing)
- Convert the US voting system to ranked choice voting
- Add a wage indexing scheme: governmental salaries, minimum wage, and private market wage guidelines will be pegged to inflation
- Increase governmental budget especially in areas like health, science
I’d probably be voted out by the time my term ends, but I hope at least some of the changes are permanent
Start looking for smart objective people to hire. I know enough to know that I don’t know enough to make decisions in a vacuum. At the end of the day, the president is the face of the government, but the people behind him are what should really matter.
Universal healthcare.
Release the un redacted epstien files and prosecute every last pedofile
Impeach the Supreme Court and add term limits
Overturn citizens united and making all private funds illegal in campaigns
Ranked choice voting for all elections
Abolish ICE
Go back to the 1950’s tax rate of 90% on income over 1 million and capital gains
Free college
Immigration reform
Strengthen labor laws for workers
Strengthen the EEOC for workers
Strengthen the NLRB for workers
Strengthen osha for workers
Pass laws to make it illegal for congress to hold stocks
Have the fbi, cia and DOJ crack down on white supremisist terrorists organizations
Remove the social security income cap
Strengthen social safety nets
Make it illegal for corporations to buy up housing for shareholder profits
Divest from Israel
Cancel palantir
Cancel all subsidies to elons companies
Only give taxpayer subsidies to small business or companies who have high ethical standards
Demand employers pay a living wage
Hold corporations to account
Demand employers pay a living wage
The start of this would be raising the minimum wage and indexing it to inflation. When inflation is at 4%, minimum wage also rises 4%. The problem isn’t that minimum wage has always been too low; When it was introduced, a single person could afford to live modestly while supporting a spouse. The problem is that it takes a literal act of congress to change. Instead of requiring congress to act again every few years, just tie it directly to the average of several different inflation calculations, (so a single one can’t be gamed by a future administration to keep wages low). Make it so that the adjustment is automatic.
Also, while we’re at it, make it free to file your taxes online. Have the IRS send a “here’s what we think you owe, and how we calculated it. Let us know of any corrections” letter to every single person. They’ve already done the calculation, and know how much you owe. And that’s what many other countries to. The US tax system is only complicated because the tax filing software companies lobby congress to keep it convoluted. They want to force people into using the software.
This is an easy solution. Any corporation who has full time employees that fall below the poverty line and require assistance get fined out of existence. We also hit them with all the regulatory agencies for extra oversight. You know we do to them what has been done to workers for decades except now our system will work for the taxpayers instead. Ride their ass. Also if corporations are people we should start charging more of them for murder.
I agree taxes should be transparent and free
And make the C suite personally liable too. Make them put their own skin in the game.
Yep
I sign an executive order dissolving the union and seek no second day
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End Capitalism by force
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Fuck up a bunch of people who resist
Fucking up your political opponents or dissenters sounds a lot like fascism, but I really hate capitalism so I can’t stay mad.
Fucking up your political opponents or dissenters sounds a lot like fascism
That would mean nobody was fucking up their political opponent before 1930 lol
Lol, exactly. Just give me a little time with reverse fascism. It’ll work, I promise I won’t be like every single other person who came into power
It’s sparkling authoritarianism
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Have a shotgun engraved with the words “Official Acts” and then do what comes naturally afterwards.
I had the exact same idea.
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Term limits and cognitive age checks for Supreme Court
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Free Healthcare and Student loans(no interest and no limit on paying it back)
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BAN Lobbyists from all levels of government while overturning citizens United
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LGBTQ and women’s rights amendments.
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Treason Charges for like a thousand people maybe more
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Do I still get a pension if I resign
Gerrymandering would be at the top, and then healthcare, education. Pretty much anything that restores a semblance of Democracy and encourages progress in society. Oh, and fucking fusion power for the love Christ.
Which one of you is already heavily involved in politics? You’ll have my vote.
- Universal healthcare: Every single legal resident should have the same healthcare as the politicians.
- 1960’s Tax Brackets You will pay your fair share.
- Education: Increase education budgets for all subjects. College tuition, room and board to be paid with taxes. Setup vocational schools and apprenticeship programs, like Germany. In exchange dump the damn athletics and leave it for recreational use. If you want play sports, join an athletic club like in Europe.
- Infrastructure: The USA is fucking pathetic, build it like Japan and increase renewable energy research and development.
- Age and term limits for all politicians at all levels.
The poor bast bastard will have to sign hundreds of executive orders to get rid of the fucked up ones left by Krasnov.
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Dollar is fucked, national currency is Bitcoin now. Hope you bought some.
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You all have fought over gender too much, I’m taking it away. They/them for everyone. Using gendered pronouns is a minor offense, but can be considered harassment and/or incitement. All sports leagues are now coed. Bathrooms only have private stalls.
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If anyone your business employs can demonstrate that they are below the poverty line, it’s getting nationalized. No, you don’t get to know the number before the fed publishes it each quarter.
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Climate is fucked, and it’s significantly our fault. Gas is now taxed at 2,000%. Meats and well, everything really, is going to be heavily taxed according to carbon footprint. And that will go up until we reach our target net emissions, zero.
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All elected public officials are executed at the end of their terms.
I will not be reelected, and I will not be taking any questions.
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Release the payroll list for all ICE agents and let real Americans sort them out. That would save my valuable time as president and I wouldn’t have to use federal funds to round them up and imprison them. That’s the kind of efficiency DOGE wishes they had.
Pay off Germany’s national debt and then resign.
Germany literally always trying to get other people to pay their bills
The US is beyond saving anyway
Disband ICE
Prosecute Trump for his many crimes
Pull National Guard out of places they don’t need to be
Begin educational reforms
Get rid of any tariffs Trump implemented
