He has a doctorate just not in psychology

So he didn’t like kid rock?

It’s powered by tachyons so it’s fast too

This is like a sketch from whose line is it anyway

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The older I get the less I like that one

You can have your fun dice after you stop ice

Can’t bet on laws being broken, that’s why they got rid of the streaker bet

Just like all the animals in the wilderness live without government people would do the same thing

Murderbot

So either Canada or Greenland is off the hook

A kid trying to get his two friends into an r rated movie

Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they know they make the toys.

There was a time when the least trusted part of the news was the weather

The war will continue until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November

Give them a shot of morphine first

There’s always a unit that makes the radius 1, 1cm, 1 foot, 1 furlong, one light year, 1 of something else. So the math for a circle of radius 1 would still hold.

I’m more of a forum user than a microblogger, and google says sharkey is a kids haircut place

kind of relevant xkcd

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