Suckin’ that micro dick.

Honestly, I don’t even really blame the companies that do this kind of shit. They know that Trump is a simple, easily bought “man” that likes shiny gold things, and that giving him one benefits them. Like Tim Apple giving him the gold plaque. And in the big picture it’s a lot less embarrassing than having your name be Tim Apple for the rest of your life because a felon rapist said so.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I honestly don’t remember what his real name is. It’s just Tim Apple now.

“How did you get your name?”

“A rapist gave it to me.”

“Mr President, we campaigned for you. We have hope in you. We see hope in you. Please differentiate between good, bad and evil.”

Yeah, there’s no hope for this ignorant loser. So tired of these dipshits continuing to fawn over this rapist even as he calls their families garbage. How utterly pathetic and servile.

Gonna have to change that stance if he wants to run on the Dem ticket in the year of our lord 2028.

Cuz everyone gonna be REAL fucking mad at billionaires by then if things keep going the way they are.

Just to be clear, because I had to look into it a bit, California’s law won’t require photos/IDs.

“Operating system providers need not collect additional information like photos of government IDs to verify the user’s age. Based on this age information, operating system providers must send digital signals via real-time API (age signals) to developers upon request, transmitting the user’s age range bracket – under 13, at least 13 and under 16, at least 16 and under 18, or at least 18. When a user downloads and launches a developer’s application, the developer must request an age signal from the relevant operating system provider or the application store from which the user downloaded the application.”

So I’m assuming those companies backed it because they want more analytics about the age ranges of the people who use their products.

When you have to run for president to avoid jailtime but then you have to sit in on a bunch of meetings you don’t care about.

So you’re telling me we won’t have to deal with trash at Costco anymore?

And millions of Americans are armed.

Don’t care how sharp a rapist kiddie fucker is. Still a rapist kiddie fucker.

I’m just over here in “hellscape” California enjoying the freedom to not have to do this, and I can walk down the street to the weed shop, and my girlfriend still has basic human rights over her own body.

Do any other states, like Texas, need some of our freedom? We’ve got some to spare.

In America? Probably not.

The felons, rapists, and pedos run the show now.

Dude’s wasting his potential on one intellectual property for the remainder of his life.

First one? Cool. Second one? Alright. More? Nah dawg.

I feel like it’s always caught flak and rated lower than it deserves.

It’s one of my favorite robot movies.

1. He probably knows.

2. It was his brain or heart.

3. He’s not going to release the results like he never released his tax return.

These fucks are going to be at every polling site come 2026/2028. Make sure to make it very clear to them that their treasonous behavior won’t be forgotten.

If we took every conservative on the planet and put them on an island together, how long do you think it would take before the cannibalism and incest kicked in?

It’s like a child in 6th grade still talking about passing a spelling test in 1st grade.

But hey, windmills cause cancer and no one knows how magnets work. Oh, and they definitely stop working underwater.

Kind of stopped mattering when the Supreme Court decided presidents can’t break the law.

Historians will look back on the day the Supreme Court did that as one of the darkest days in American history. We’re only just seeing the beginning of the repercussions of that action.

So she’s fucking him?

Conservatives cry.

It’s what they do.

If they weren’t living in fear of something, anything, then they wouldn’t be conservatives.

Victimhood is a core tenet of the conservative ideology.

Wow.

What an utter piece of human garbage who’s doing what he can at the end of his privileged life to harm others.