Appears broken, but yes
couldn’t figure out how to actually embed the video posting from my phone, but figured at least an image would get the message across
The answer is gifs!
It’s the perfect frame (I have no idea what it’s supposed to be)!
At least it’s got a flared base
Not nearly flared enough
If you can fit the part in, you can fit the base in. This just makes it worse.
Way insufficient
I’m so confused…are those actual butt plugs or weird ass mock christmas tree decorations? Both?…depending on your mood?
lmfao.
Yes
Finally a way to be a hoe hoe hoe hoe
Which Threshold can you reach?
The one where Paris and Janeway turn into space lizards
That’s not canon.
Yes it is? Weird ass thing to claim with literally no reason
Edit: After some googling, it appears both of you have completely bought into an urban myth. No. Threshold was not decanonized at any point. No, the writing staff did not try to disown the episode. The writing staff don’t get a single say on what is and isn’t canon. The cast also don’t get any say on what is and isn’t Canon considering everyone on TNG wants Code of Honor gone and that is still canon. So…
Yes. Threshold is Canon.
I don’t remember any of Wayne’s world wavy lines in the episode.
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No, it was in a later episode where they said they’d never traveled at or about Warp 10.
That’s not canon.
But it is.
What the fuck are you people on about? You don’t get to say what is and isn’t canon
Edit: After some googling, it appears both of you have completely bought into an urban myth. No. Threshold was not decanonized at any point. No, the writing staff did not try to disown the episode. The writing staff don’t get a single say on what is and isn’t canon. The cast also don’t get any say on what is and isn’t Canon considering everyone on TNG wants Code of Honor gone and that is still canon. So…
Yes. Threshold is Canon.
I was being facetious about the other “that’s not canon” since once a show starts contradicting itself anything goes. But also nobody’s taking my Janeway x Paris sweaty lizard sex.
The only canon episode of Star Trek is Far Beyond the Stars.
Eh, not that impressive. Dildos marketed for furries are so much worse than this.
More ergonomic, too!
If not butt plug…why buttplug shaped?
What is that even supposed to be? I mean apart from the obvious butt plug
A facial massager.
Department stores used to sell vibrators as facial massagers often with ads in the paper of women holding one up to their cheek.
Which cheek?
Not the good one.
A Christmas decoration for your butt
Christmas tree
Not-A-Butt-Plug obviously.
A magic travel to the hospital if you’re brave enough?
Before seeing these ornaments I hadn’t considered that a doorknob can be shaped…ergonomically. I wonder if there are unreasonably strong springy door stoppers.
Wait, are people actually shoving a doorknob in their asses? Even the rounded ones would be quite the progression. Not to mention the screws on the other side… :P
Just get dildos, it’s so much safer.
I’m not saying I tried it as a teenager, but I’m also not saying I didn’t. Eroticas should be more careful in how they describe some of their more ‘fun’ beginner forays into bdsm, eh? ;)
imagine saying the phrase “screams preemptively in ER nurse” to a medieval peasant
They probably wouldn’t get it until they shoved that Christmas tree up their ass.
goddamnets stamets
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