Huh now it’s got me wondering if that’s where the word “cooperate” comes from. Maybe it takes more more than one person to make a barrel.

Wait, what’s a “Cooper”?

It sickens me that these cuts are seen as “saving money”. It’d be like if I told my wife I saved us a ton of money this month by not paying the mortgage.

You’re telling me that the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment isn’t the most qualified person to lead the Department of Education? ShockedPikachuFace

Your mistake is not buying them in bulk.

Looks like TSLA is up 8% today. So seems to have solved Elon’s immediate problem of the stock tanking.

I’m also curious to see if Trump’s cult leader power can overcome decades of oil and gas brainwashing. Conservatives have proven they’ll quickly throw away their beliefs when Trump tells them to, but it’s not always reliable.

For example, in 2020 conservatives were all for Trump’s “Operation Warp Speed” to find a COVID vaccine. But as soon as Biden won and the vaccines rolled out in 2021, many conservatives took an antivax stance. Later, Trump got booed at one of his rallies for suggesting that people get vaccinated.

So he can steer the cult agenda, but not always successfully. I guess we’ll see how this plays out.

How do you get him inside though?

Would have loved it if someone hit him with one of these in the debates

That’s what’s so scary about this beast Murdoch and co have created. They thought they could pump out fake news for decades and people would believe whatever they wanted, allowing them to control the narrative.

It worked for a while, but then others realized how gullible the Fox News crowd was - and saw they could go even further into the crazy. Fox News now is basically in a spot where they have no choice but to push crazier shit than they actually want to. If they say the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, their viewers jump ship to someone who will tell them that it was.

Unfortunately yes, our president is a moron.

How’s he going to feed his kids human shields if we don’t buy his cars?

Slight correction.

As crazy as it sounds, maybe Elon is a time traveler from the future knowing that his only way to stop climate change was to convince the right wing to buy EVs to own the libs.

That would be the only logical explanation for the Nazi salute.

/s in case it wasn’t obvious

Lol he’s so panicked he’s had to order Trump to send a tweet to try to convince right wingers to buy EVs now.

France outdoing the US in Tesla protests is last week’s news. The US is catching up. From the article:

Last week, Tesla charging stations in Boston were set ablaze… Gunshots shattered windows and damaged cars at a Tesla showroom in Oregon…And Colorado authorities arrested a woman accused of tossing Molotov cocktails at Tesla cars parked at a dealership and allegedly spray-painting an expletive at the entrance.

Seems like a leopards face eating scenario.

Definitely a lot further to go, but down 50% since December is still pretty crazy.

He’s such a great comedian. He only gets a few minutes a week on The Daily Show, but it doesn’t really do much just to show how smart and funny the dude is. I love that he frequently posts full 30 or 40 minute sets on YouTube covering current events.

Did you take an actual Trump speech and replace the original topic with ball kicking? Because that was spot on.

How many story points is it to get to 2nd base?