https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0svUOANVoDs

Batmopodes.

No, that was Spider-Ham. Spider Pig was in the Simpsons movie.

How long until they have Americans smelting iron in their back yards?

But Trump was even more genocide-y and he won. Americans just really like genocide.

Easier said than done. Studies have shown that pretty much everyone in the world has at least some dihydrogen monoxide in their bloodstream, and it’s even been detected in the deepest parts of the ocean.

Nononono! They’re super-smart! Even when everything they do looks exactly what an incredibly stupid person would do that’s just because they’re playing 1000D chess! They’ve thought of everything so we should all just give up and accept their rule.

If the United States commits their military to enforcing martial law on their own soil then it’ll be more difficult for them to escalate their current economic wars into actual wars.

In America, the politicians choose who can vote for them.