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The honor is mine. The glory is yours.

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Orthopedics. Insoles for shoes that are meant for bad feet

Don’t worry, you’re always in our closet should you wish to return, my friend <3

And we miss you buddy <3

Omg who told you that?

Total bro. You are right, everyone does it. Always kinda frustrated me people giving others shit like they’re not doing the exact same.

He never mentioned it again. Was kind of disappointing because I had seen his dick once when he was just strutting naked around the house and, like, one tasty looking dick. Alas, I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself knowing that he wasn’t making a sober decision. Didn’t want to take advantage of him.

My anxiety issues were a bit high for that at the time, being a virgin. Now? After losing my virginity getting railed by 30+ men in the dark room of a bathhouse? Absolutely.

During. Hit a particularly good spot, made a noise and then the other person made a noise. My hyper repressed roommate who had opened the door to offer pizza and didn’t knock. I told him to fucking knock. Eye contact was made and I just sort of froze into place. They slowly closed the door and left. I had a panic attack and then went into the kitchen to apologize. He was a bit shook and just offered pizza. I ate a piece awkwardly on the couch. We sat in silence for like 10 minutes until I said “I told you to knock” and he said “Will you suck my dick” to which my eyebrows flew off my face. Apparently alcohol was involved before pizza was ordered and “gave him confidence to finally ask” to which I said “And you have asked and done the hard part which means when sober you can ask again, clear headed, and know its exactly what you want if you want. If it is, sure. If it aint, we forget about it.”

And before anyone goes “Yeah sure, that happened”, this is weirdly common amongst gay men who’ve lived in housing with various people from different backgrounds and countries. A lot of people are curious and wanna try. I’ve met a bizarre amount of gay men who’ve all had more or less the same encounter, typically minus the dildo part, and thank god all the ones I’ve taledk to have also said “Hit me up when sober.”

Burying a dildo 9 inches into my ass

I am becoming increasingly sick of seeing the word ‘deport’ being used by Republicans who are suggesting revoking citizenship and a banishment. It’s exile.

Trolling

Right. I’m trolling to say that “I don’t like random chocolate in the vanilla ice cream cones that I buy.”

Jesus Christ. You people are fucking hopeless.

I DON’T.

I legitimately do not fucking understand how all of you went “Oh. He hates chocolate. He is clearly buying chocolate ice cream!” Like how the fuck did you get there?

Buys chocolate ice-cream

Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like… how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?

No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I’m sorry. It’s totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between “Hate chocolate” and “not buying chocolate ice cream” was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.

I hate chocolate. I don’t want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own…

I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That’s it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I’m not trolling, y’all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y’all are trolling or you’re living on such a distant plane of reality that you’re inventing shit that I’ve done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.

Kill me

From my extremely limited understanding from once fucking a pilot, it’s not duct tape so much as like “air tape” or something. It’s not meant to hold things apart so much as create an aerodynamic stream so certain parts aren’t going to be ripped off. It’s supposed to be a temporary fix until proper maintenance can be done. Nothing is at risk of falling apart but there could be some potential risk of aerodynamic strain causing some problems if the tape wasn’t there. Also the side benefit of water not being able to get into the area that is being sealed. I’d say the amount of tape is probably surprising but not necessarily concerning.

Again, I’m not an expert. Just gathered knowledge from who the fuck knows where.

tl;dr tape make things safe when go zoomy but no hold together