Boomer Humor Doomergod

I’ve been debating getting a new car after paying a ton to fix up my old one but now I think I’ll keep her forever.

Anybody got a lead on a rebuilt turbo for a 2.0L TSI?

I’d probably go insane from living around that many humans. Normal cities are awful for me, I can’t imagine being in one I can never leave.

Yeah because democrats don’t oppose genocide.

I know he doesn’t give a damn but I’m calling him tomorrow to yell at one of his interns.

They deserve it just for working for that asshole.

I should have voted or Oz. At least I knew what I was getting.

Imagine if he’d died and Giselle took his place. That would have been awesome

Same for Fetterman.

I’m ashamed to have had his bumper sticker.

Too late

Maybe we could make a weakened form of the virus that would give you immunity without getting you sick? That way everyone could get measles without a lot of people dying.

We could call it “a vaccine.”

I just mentioned rewatching Sliders and you’re already on episode three.

How do you expect me to keep up? I’ve got a life, dude

Definitely hammock pouch briefs. The longer leg keeps them from riding up

Also, Sheath underwear are alright. It’s a bit like a wonder bra for your junk so adjust your choice of pant accordingly lest you appear too “friendly.”

Nobody tell them I turned down an offer at an Israeli company because it was Israeli

Because electricity isn’t an element, it’s fairies. That’s why when there’s a short you see smoke: it’s really the fairies escaping the wires.

Even if I wanted one I wouldn’t have the money to buy a Tesla. Is not being able to buy things also illegal now?

People thinking words on paper will stop this sound like sovereign citizens. “I signed it in red ink and my name is all capitals! You have to do what the paper says!”

Both my senators, the D and the R, will tell me to go pound sand and give my name to Kash Patel as a leftist agitator.

Well yeah he’s been a Russian asset since helped their mob move in on Italian territory

People with ordinary Teslas might have bought them before Musk was a total ass. And apart from some dumb ideas like steering yokes and poor emergency releases and build quality they’re not that bad.

The Cybertruck is objectively bad and deserves ridicule regardless of what Lengthy Nutria does.

Hockey is a sport where fighting is allowed. To imagine Canadians can’t whoop ass is silly.

Dems are still operating under the Missouri Compromise