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Manucode@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’

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Manucode@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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Katie Miller, the wife of longtime Trump adviser Stephen Miller, launched her own podcast recently and revealed details about her husband's limited condiment palate during an interview with Vice President JD Vance, describing him as "only a mayonnaise guy."
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  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    And by mayonnaise, she means Trump’s spunk.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    She must know she’s absolutely shitting on him by saying this, right? This is a choice.

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      Whaaaat, are you implying Miller’s marriage might not be the perfect bastion of traditional conservative partnership every incel and 4chan nazi dreams of achieving? This is preposterous!

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        You’re right. I was being pretty stupid. I’m sorry.

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    Great! When the time comes, slather the bullet with mayo.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Well yeah, it’s white.

  • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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    This is the petty level of american campism and ‘news’
    Tomorrow at 8, watch the spectacular 2 hour documentary: “Orange man uses wrong fork at formal dinner!”

  • WishBoneThugaNHarmony@lemmy.world
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    Surprising…(checks notes)…nobody.

  • Ton@lemmy.world
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    He does have a wife? That’s the news here…

    • GhostTheToast@lemmy.world
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      Rumor has it, she’s why Elon musk had that black eye a month or two ago. Elon was trying to hit on her and Stephen gave him a black eye.

      • Ton@lemmy.world
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        lol

  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net
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    Hummus obsoletes mayo. No they’re not the same thing. But one is objectively better.

    • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Depends on how much one likes unintended methane exhaust production.

      • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net
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        Unintentional? The farts are glorious.

        • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Well, yes.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Whatever, she’s married to him, so that’s proof that she’s a pig.

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    Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller

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    Of all the people I would have to guess thrives on a diet of only mayo, I’m not the least bit surprised by this. That dude seriously looks like he’d be busted at summer camp licking mayo directly out of a jar.

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    Damn, that’s crazy.

    Release the Epstein Files.

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      damn that's crazy. where are the Epstein files

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        • pyre@lemmy.world
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          yeah, you too, cunt

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            deleted by creator

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              i meant Clinton too, you absolute dingus

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                OK

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      I have never heard of the Epstein files but I sure hope they release the Trump/Epstein files soon.

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        ghislaine has been on work release, perhaps people should talk to her.

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          Harder to murder her in jail. Random muggings-turn-murder happen all the time in the streets, especially in blue cities, according to convicted liars and sex criminals.

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      But if I was a pedo and my name was in those files… I wouldn’t want to release them either.

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        “it hurts alot of people”-trump

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    I’m surprised mayo isn’t too spicy for him.

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      I’m surprised it’s white enough.

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        I’m surprised his bitter wife is internet savvy enough to drop this reference.

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        White eggs from white chicken emulsified in rapeseed oil is his recipe.

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    That’s some white bread shit right there

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      No crust for the strong man, he hates the crusts

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        Mommy always cut them off for him. Now, the wife must do the same.

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          That, plus the crusts are brown, and we all know how wish.com Goebbels feels about brown.

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    That Uncle Fester souless dead looking evil motherfucker is married!?

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      I don’t know what he looks like, and I’ve come to the point of realising is shouldn’t find out. There are already enough american republicans that make me feel sick every time I see a photo of them or even just their names.

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      I get what you mean, but also Uncle Fester was a sweet and kind man.

      With Miller the book can by judged by its cover.

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        That slimy skinsuit with mayo as cake makeup is a “cover” like a moustache on a stick is a masquerade costume.

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      Yeah. And surprise surprise, she’s a horrible person too. Shirtbirds of a feather flick together.

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      He is getting cucked by Elon Musk, if that makes you feel better.

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        Makes me feel kinda nauseous to be honest

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