Omg you’re right, I completely forgot that was a thing for money laundering. Damn. My mistake!

Anonymously at an auction?

Oh thank god, I thought I was too high to function for a minute there.

I don’t know what you mean by “choosing a dialect would be messy and complicated” since Mexican Spanish is an obvious choice. The rest of Latin America understands Mexican Spanish well because they grew up watching our shows, listening to our music and watching movies with Mexican dubs. I’ve met at least one Uruguayan, Argentinian, and a Peruvian who told me so. Don’t you think its widespread would make the choice easier?

And how do you mean it’d be more complicated and expensive? The learning materials are already made and widely used. I think it’d be a licensing issue at worst if they really wanted to switch over.

Fun fact: Mexican Spanish is derived from Castilian Spanish from the central and northern regions of Spain, and was later influenced by Indigenous, African and Caribbean languages.

It doesn’t change what you said, I just think it’s a cool fact. :D

That’s code for he never learned to drive. Whatever polite bullshit you’re used to from other politicians isn’t happening here, so you can safely assume the exact opposite of what he’s saying.

Honestly, I’m not even mad they’re squandering their money on stupid bullshit.

Much wow, such violence. Ban deserved, imo, yep. Fuck Reddit.

I also think that any life sentence should always have the opportunity for parole.

Oh god, no. I’ve seen too many true crime shows to know that some people would go back to killing as soon as they get out.

Well, the meme is now tired out. Not because it’s old or irrelevant, but because it’s happening every day. lol

And the ridge on our scrotum. It comes from the fusion of the genital folds. Males literally have our vags sewn shut. 🤭

Don’t! Sudoku is not the answer D:

I get ackshually’d to death in the comments. 💀

I also like that phrase. I wish I could say it more often in jest without getting slaughtered for it. Lol

I agree. Discussing politics should require some form of age verification! Reading the myopic takes are enough torture on their own, let alone having to contend with them.

(Yes, this is hyperbole. If y’all come for me I’ll laugh really hard at you.)

Some are easy to spot because they don’t understand that being apologetic has little to do with apologizing, for example. 😅

Well, yes, although that sounds like asking people to safely dispose of their lit cigarette butts when the forest fire is raging. Of course it’s going to sound ridiculous now.

Whoa, that’s expensive for me. That’s half of my internet bill just for a search engine. Lol

Bitch I will squish you with my thumb. In mid air is I have to! *hakkas the roaches*

Yeah. I’ve been using Firefox for the greater half of my life. I’m bummed out.