Turns out bishops are good for more than diddling kids.

Same, but at least it feels like the focus was on usability rather than looks. Keep it humble, Steam!

One beard = one hair 🤣

I was just thinking that. Thank you.

Proof that conservacunts are only against pedophiles if they’re Democrats.

This hide-the-shit-in-the-sandwich bullshit needed to have ended decades ago, along with the filibuster.

Big brain move

This isn’t even his final form!

That’s funny because my friend and former boss got his business up and running while high af on weed. I mean, he was sober most of the time, but I could tell after he told me a couple of times.

Other amphetamines? /s Jk, but I’m thinking that some stuff is like 100x stronger than others and comes in different delivery forms. You’re still probably gonna get addicted, but maybe not at a fiendish pace as with the other stuff. Idk, just spitballing. I’d rather avoid anything that directly triggers the reward system.

I just want my fucking weed, man. Stupid job hunting, can’t have any of the good shit. 😭

Oh, I thought he was sitting in trial at first glance, which would’ve been right for modern 'Murica.

Conservatives: Gays want to destroy the sanctity of marriage!

Also conservatives;

I can’t afford it. I have no soul.

At least 347 and up to 504 civilians, almost all women, children, and elderly men, were murdered by U.S. Army soldiers

Some of the women were gang-raped and their bodies mutilated, and some soldiers mutilated and raped children as young as 12. The incident was the largest massacre of civilians by U.S. forces in the 20th century.

The killing began while the troops were searching the village for guerillas, and continued after they realized that no guerillas seemed to be present. Villagers were gathered together, held in the open, then murdered with automatic weapons, bayonets, and hand grenades; one large group of villagers was shot in an irrigation ditch. Soldiers also burned down homes and killed livestock.

The massacre was originally reported as a battle against Viet Cong troops, and was covered up in initial investigations by the U.S. Army.

Twenty-six soldiers were charged with criminal offenses, but only Lieutenant William Calley Jr., the leader of 1st Platoon in C Company, was convicted. He was found guilty of murdering 22 villagers and originally given a life sentence, but served three-and-a-half years under house arrest after his sentence was commuted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_massacre

Oh my fucking god.

Get out

But haven’t you heard? The left is way worse for reasons that I’ll either fail to put into words or don’t sound half bad when I say them out loud!

I want this on a t-shirt, but I don’t know if I can handle that many trying to argue with me at once with half-chewed thoughts loudly in public for everyone within a mile radius to hear in hopes they accidentally change their mind.

Do I really need to give them an email to download? Why?

Uncanny is the word. It feels like it’s going to hurt physically.