DES MOINES, IA — Jessica Djukanovic, a conservative wrestling coach, mother of four, and loyal voter for the “Traditional Values and Strict Legislation Party,” is reportedly “shocked and appalled” to discover that the very laws she helped implement are currently treating her life as a secondary concern to a non-viable fetus.
Really feel like you should be able to edit the title if it does something stupid like censors the word died.
Sorry what is D!ed? My english isn’t that well…
Died. I’m not sure why it’s censored.
My wife was denied medical care in Texas because she might be pregnant. There was no reason to think she might be, but they still wouldn’t perform her mammogram, which was scheduled to follow up on a lump she found.
She ended up taking a pregnancy test in a Whataburger bathroom near the doctor’s office. That’s the state of medical care in Texas for women.
What’s the point in even becoming a doctor if they’re going to be that pathetic. How would performing a monogram have any bearing on a pregnancy?
Stupid bureaucratic bullshit going full hands off in an attempt to avoid any and all liability.
How does a mammogram affect a pregnancy anyway?
babies are stored in the breasts
X-rays
The lump could have been a hatching baby
#freedom
Leopard just savouring this with a Dom Perignon '64.
Are we not allowed to say “died” anymore?
I hate the word police, the grammar nazis were better.
I don’t think it’s so much a “policing” thing as a side effect of other platforms whose algorithms will avoid boosting certain sensitive topics. People do stuff like this to bypass it and then other people see it happening and think that’s just what you’re supposed to do.
But the grammar nazis were wiping out the sentence Jews and punctuation Roma.
The wild language west were the best days.
Yeah, okay stupid grammer-removed.
BWOOP! Sir, do you know why I’m replying to your comment today?
Excellent opportunity to remind everyone of this classic of feminist writing: “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion” - When the Anti-Choice Choose, by Joyce Arthur.
Loved that one, recommend everyone to read it through at least once.
The lady telling the nurse “you’re going to hell for this you know” while she’s on the GOD DAMN TABLE getting herself an abortion is absolutely wild. I honestly can’t see how any of these people can be reasoned with.
Because they’re the 🌟special ones🌟, who are getting an express ticket to heaven no matter how they behave. Being a hypocrite is their core belief.
Is anyone else fucking furious?
“I didn’t vote for this!”
And if you didn’t vote for any reason then:
“I wasn’t allowed to choose me? Where’s the pro-life in that?”
That is literally what they voted for. They actually voted for the mother not to be allowed to have a choice in the matter.
This is what single digit IQ looks like folks.
“I wasn’t allowed to choose me? Where’s the pro-life in that?”
Her community, her family, her school, her state, and our shared society failed this woman. That is some bottom tier comprehension and critical thinking that has to cultivated by basically everyone in her life.
Took me a few tries to get past the fact it wasn’t a satire.
Absolutely zero sympathy and both of them can piss in the wind. Stupid fucks.
“I wasn’t allowed to choose me? Where’s the pro-life in that?”
That’s literally pro-choice, dawg. “Pro-life” is literally pro-birth even for a non-viable fetus at your own expense.
Pro-life isn’t pro-birth, it’s forced-birth. It’s “I will strap you down to a table against your will and watch you die, if I have to, to make sure it happens.”
Not even death can save you from me
-Diablo, Diablo2; the republican party
Most accurate distillation of the policy to date
“Trump voter is malicious idiot until own face eaten”
This is not news.
Often still after having their face eaten
ReallyAlmost makes me wish she had.
Our meme, comrade
Thoughts and prayers:
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Thought: I think she is quite stupid.
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Prayer: May she suffer from her life choices, and then rot in hell.
One in the thought two in the prayer, a nice change up.
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That was a painful read.
