DES MOINES, IA — Jessica Djukanovic, a conservative wrestling coach, mother of four, and loyal voter for the “Traditional Values and Strict Legislation Party,” is reportedly “shocked and appalled” to discover that the very laws she helped implement are currently treating her life as a secondary concern to a non-viable fetus.


Are we not allowed to say “died” anymore?
I hate the word police, the grammar nazis were better.
I don’t think it’s so much a “policing” thing as a side effect of other platforms whose algorithms will avoid boosting certain sensitive topics. People do stuff like this to bypass it and then other people see it happening and think that’s just what you’re supposed to do.
But the grammar nazis were wiping out the sentence Jews and punctuation Roma.
The wild language west were the best days.
Yeah, okay stupid grammer-removed.
BWOOP! Sir, do you know why I’m replying to your comment today?