DES MOINES, IA — Jessica Djukanovic, a conservative wrestling coach, mother of four, and loyal voter for the “Traditional Values and Strict Legislation Party,” is reportedly “shocked and appalled” to discover that the very laws she helped implement are currently treating her life as a secondary concern to a non-viable fetus.
I hate the word police, the grammar nazis were better.
Yeah, okay stupid grammer-removed.
BWOOP! Sir, do you know why I’m replying to your comment today?