I really thought the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is what america needed. The second time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is really gonna keep his promises. The third time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star surely is not gonna just lie again.
Alright, just 3 or 4 more times, but then i’m really slowly gonna lose patience.
Because everyone who was in prison will kill your family for a few hundred dollars. Yes.
For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.
That’s not really how it works legally. But rightfully, yes.
I just had an insane flashback. We absolutely did that.
My bedroom has super high ceilings, and one night, there was a fly in there. Not just a fly, it was the fattest fly i have ever seen. It was so loud that i couldn’t sleep. She also decided to land on my face every other minute. Because of the high ceilings, i didn’t even see a point to try to catch it, that thing absolutely terrorised me. Suddenly i heard how she flapped her wings erratically so i jumped up and investigated.
The smallest spider in my whole house just made the catch of her lifetime.i pointed at it and laughed like an insane super villain. I love my little spider friends.
Chinese again? We had chinese food yesterday.
People in china eat chinese food every day.
First you would have them to admit that trans or gay people are even people.
Congrats, you’re now a narwhal
I once showed my girlfriend how to make edibles. I told her to not lick the bowl or the spoon. I still don’t know what she thought why i said it, but she proceeded to lick it anyway. She was so plastered that she couldn’t hold herself on the sofa.
I bet you don’t get a lot of things.