Look up the word corrupt in the dictionary and it’s just a picture of Ken Paxton

Extremely stupid and extremely well armed

I’d trust a monkey with a shotgun more than these jackasses

Trump’s so senile he doesn’t know what decade it is. He probably thinks Sean Patrick Duffy is actually just Patrick Duffy from the 90s sitcom Step by Step

Which still makes the pick just as weird as picking Sean Duffy while knowing full well who he is

Dean Cain is just Kevin Sorbo 2.0

Makes sense, do 75% of the work and get 54% of the money

It’s the PFAS cartel

They’ve got a lock on the market

Gonna have to sue every major airport as well

PFAS is in the fire suppressant

Might be easier to sue the source, the fire suppressant companies so they have to find an alternative material

Abbot, give it up

You’re never going to be W

…and that’s a pretty fuckin’ low bar to begin with

No. Oddly enough I don’t support genocidal delusions of grandeur

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A full body slam into a PILE DRIVER!

That’s right, a PILE DRIVER!

…you may keep your name tape from your desk

I’m trying to figure out how to do that on Brave

The consensus seems to be that we used to be able to, then they left the button that disabled it, but it did nothing.

Then they fixed it by removing the button

Is this how we all get AIDS?

Obvious plot twist: he did not shoot himself

Makes me wonder what Ukraine could do to force mobilization without increasing (maybe even decreasing) Russian public support for the war

That seems like the quickest way to end the war favorably for Ukraine

Because of course they can

Weaponizing every aspect of the system to keep republicans in power

Totally not a cult

That’s a very convenient conclusion for their boss