He’s literally an illegal alien. Like, according to every definition of the words.
Remember when they had to define woke for some court case? The definition was something like acknowledging that there are inequalities in society. Superman’s whole schtick is that he’s morally good and has a ton of power but doesn’t resort to authoritarianism. That seems pretty “woke” to me, too.
Sorry, I forgot you existed Dean Cain.
Ex-Superman Dean Cain can fuck off
Red Son is the only correct version of Superman.
Everything else is bourgeois revisionism.
Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo - two people who would get their asses kicked by the characters they played.
I mean, literally all people would get their asses kicked if they got into a fight with either super man or hercules
Acrtion Comics #1 …Lets see:
- Superman persuades the Governor to stay the execution of an innocent death-row inmate (p. 3-4)
- Beats up an abusive husband (p. 6-7)
- Dumps some rich sex-pests out of their car (p. 9-10)
- Intervenes in a corrupt lobbyist bribing a DC Senator (p. 11-end)
“When did Superman become so WOOOooooOOOke???”
Every once in a while I’m reminded of what an absolute dipshit one of my fondly remembered actors from childhood is
Yeah, I kind of enjoyed Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman back then.
Yep they all seem to go batshit insane sooner or later. Really sad.
I saw a YouTube short the other day of Bruce Campbell talking about how there’s this stereotype in acting where the good-guy actors are all pieces of shit, and the bad-guy actors are all the nicest people you’ve ever met.
Sadly, it’s profitable.
What else would superman be? Are you gonna change the lore so Krypton is a small town in Kansas?
And that Lex Co. is strip mining it for a rare earth mineral, now the CEO is going to run as president because of those pesky environmentalists… wait !
Kal-El is an anchor baby!!! lol
Everyone this movie matters to already understands Superman enough not to be bothered by the comments of some has-been actor who clearly never understood the character he portrayed.
Who? The only things I recall about that show were real, and were spectacular.
Dean Cain was in one of the 'God’s not Dead" movies. That tells you all you need to know about him.
Die in a fire, Dean.
He’s litterally an alien.
An Illegal alien at that. He can’t even claim Birthright Citizenship, if we still followed the Constitution I mean.
He can’t even claim Birthright Citizenship
Canonically, I believe he was still technically gestating in the pod before he arrived. So he’s more of an Anchor Baby.
