They’ve got a bunch of folding chairs and tables, telecomm equipment, and no company name. Found them using our guest Wifi to access a bunch of scam sites and banks in other countries.
The “Beekeeper”.
the secret service or FBI.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit.
Might help to know what country you’re in, or continent even?
How does anyone expect to get very nation specific advice like this without giving any hint as to where they’re from - besides it probably being a country that probably has many English speakers as a second language if not first…
No, no. Didn’t you hear? The Internet is just the US.
Hell, I grew up in and currently live in Texas and even I know better than that.
I’ve never even crossed the Atlantic, yet I identify as a purebred texan
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from working with Texans, it is that they’re Texans first, american second.
Have you worked with many Texans? My office employs half a dozen remotely and they’re exceptional team players.
Sorry, are you talking about Parisians?
Might be true there as well. I’ve only met, like, two french people who may or may not be from Paris.
I mean, you’re not wrong. And at one time I felt like it meant something. It meant we didn’t push our religion on others. They were free to do what they wanted. If someone was doing something we didn’t like but wasn’t hurting anyone we just minded our fucking business (usually said about LGBTQIA+ folks). It probably wasn’t nearly as true as I felt, but that’s the kind of thing I was taught growing up. And everyone wonders why I grew up to be progressive, respecting other people’s rights and mistrusting the government as it stands and corporations.
I know quite a few who moved here (norway) from Texas, as they didn’t like how the state overall went from being traditionally conservative to radical regressive.
One of them recently got his Norwegian passport and I of course had to accuse him of forgetting the Alamo.
If you’re in Norway (hi from Sweden) just call your local police, and you probably have your own telecom regulator agency which will take reports too (and they can potentially be much more powerful and faster by killing their telephony access once the scams are confirmed)
Hej, söta bror. I think you meant to post a reply to OP and not me.
There’s no need to be hostile toward Americans. They didn’t do anything to you.
Yet
The same could be said of any person on Earth. Why single out one country?
Unless you are also american. In that case, they keep stabbing you in the back.
I have respectful relationships with many Americans, none of whom “keep stabbing me in the back.”
Where are you getting this from?
Forward their info to one of the scam baiters like Jim browning.
This is probably the solution that will actually result in something being done. Give it to multiple in fact. Jim Browning, Scammer Payback, Kit Boga. Increase your chances.
If you do multiple, give it time between each.
Yeah and I feel like since you control their internet access, you could help the baiters pull off some extra zesty fun
Sounds like a great opportunity to intercept traffic to scam sites and steal their credentials from a site they think they control. Not really legal though.
FTC
If this is America… Don’t depend on the government for justice.
Not right now anyway. But if it’s a small operation with poor or brown people the they will take care of it.
OP will warn them, and they’ll end up charging him with the crime.
Yeah, specially if it’s his WiFi they are using.
Even if they do end up busting the scammers, OP can expect being harassed and have some of his stuff confiscated for investigation.
How recently did you learn not to trust the US government that you think it is news to anyone?
They’re asking where you report fraud.
The FTC is where you report fraud.
To be fair, Brandan Carr is who Trump has running the FCC. He is corrupt as fuck, he’s made some bonehead moves, and he drafted large parts of project 2025.
Results may vary if you’re reporting this to his FCC.
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is not the same organization as the Federal Communications Commission (FCC).
Andrew Ferguson, chair of the FTC, was originally appointed to the Commission by Biden in 2023 and was made chair by Trump this year. He’s definitely softer on big corporate monopolies and mergers than his predecessor, but has not been quite as much a blowhard as one would normally expect from Trump’s picks.
You’re right. I’m an idiot.
We all make mistakes, at least you can admit you’re wrong. Also, don’t call yourself an idiot. You’re not.
Lol honestly I had to search it to make sure they were actually distinct, especially since the venn diagram between them definitely has a large shared space in regards to regulating tech companies
They said the federal trade commission, not the FCC. This guy is the chair
Brendan Carr*
To be a catty bitch: oh no shit?
The comments by Americans recently recognizing their shitty government and issuing sincere warnings to people who have been aware of the American peril for decades reminds me of student drivers earnestly explaining how important turn signals are to their driving instructors.
student drivers earnestly explaining how important turn signals are to their driving instructors
Wait, what?
What’s up?
If they’re using your guest network, identify their MAC addresses and log all of their activity. Alternatively, you could also restrict their access or place a password on the guest network.
First, I’d disable the guest wifi so that you don’t get caught up in anything. Then report them first to the management / super. Then maybe the gov’t.
Send them a Bomb
…
Glitter Bomb I mean
I think this calls for something stronger; corn syrup, powdered sugar, beef broth, etc.
A fart and glitter bomb
But… How to trick them into eating the thing?
Call in The Beekeeper.
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Electrical fires are very easy to start. And sometimes doors don’t open when they are supposed to.
Maybe don’t implicate yourself in someone else murdering a group of people.
Certainly not right next door to your own office
Even if they’re close enough to be detected from their wifi? Dumb idea.
Fuck with them… follow them home. Fuck with their families. More importantly than that find out the leader and then the leaders leader and nuke them figuratively. /S 😉
I mean… deploying ransomware to the identified MAC addresses on their guest network shouldn’t be too hard…
Or logging all of their activity for that matter…
But first you gotta make them think they just scored a huge amount of money. Like $1,00,000. Then right as they think they see the money deposit, ransomware
I think you got the comma separator wrong, considering they are in the US.
That was supposed to be $1,000,000
Oh that makes sense.
In a world where the number of digits between separators were standardised, I would know what the actual typo was, without this explanation.
But this is not that world.
