this is what happens when corpos take over your standards and compliance boards.

my mother has something like 8000 cookbooks she’s collected from the 1930s to around 2015.

I think I’m set.

don’t forget to add the lye to your gravy this year. it makes it way less lumpy.

use it in a 1:1 ratio with the amount of water you use.

nah…lets keep abusing people.

at work mgmt always brings it up. “we need to use it more!”.

I say nothing. I smile and nod. I ignore AI prompts. I ignore emails written by AI. I ignore requests coming in to integrate AI into the product.

nobody has asked me about any of the inaction for the last year so I don’t plan on drawing any attention to it by outing myself.

edit: I suppose if anybody does I can just say the AI agent I used failed to alert me to the thing they wanted. 🤣

I think this is fair game. we blast the rich all the time for being absolute soulless husks that look like human beings.

if anything, this should just solidify in our minds that we’re right.

man I’m glad I got my 96gigs last year. fuck this mess.

I’ll hold out until the bubble pops and pick it all up for pennies.

marketing is important. more important than a good product even.

oh I asked. this is a big company with 6-8k employees.

the answer was always, “no”.

looking for my plot, though I might just become a fur trapper instead of a farmer.

I had two options at work.

Mac or Windows 11.

Mac user here.

get hired as an entry level Q&A, drink with the devs when you break their shit.

they’ll accept you eventually.

even shit music takes effort and talent.

AI is literally the theft of talent and the absence of effort.

I miss my celica.

making some special grape koolaid.

• dumbass nonsensical lyrics
• bland basic bitch tone
• superfluous background music
• digital voice that sounds like it’s been through a syth incorrectly

it’s about allegiance to a country.

if not in place, what’s to stop Putin from being elected US president and then annexing it under the Russian federation?

at least for now he had to put his orange bag of shit in place, which makes it far more difficult to control.

fun fact, they still do but they always hide when you go up there.

you should give barley tea a shot.

hot vs cold are two different flavors.

I have only ever know two devs that knew what the fuck OSI was. two out of at least one-hundred and fifty.

it’s nice to see a technical joke on here that’s more than just “hehe your language is bad”.