(satire)
Same energy:
This is art
OK. I’m printing chicken.pdf at work tomorrow.
If I get a call from my boss or IT, I’ll just blame you guys
The guy doesn’t like when the neighbors are loud, so he prompts them to… continue being loud. Except now it’s directed at a child who may not even be involved in the loudness? Don’t know about that one.
old man yells at cloud
There are so many open devices in my apartment building, but none of my neighbors are a problem so I don’t have the impetus to really explore my options. It’s a shame.
You just have to set the bar lower. Did somebody not wish you a lovely day as you pass them in the corridor?
Time to break into their house while they’re away and wire up an air horn their toilet lid.
Baby shark do do do do.
There’s a trap remix that’s actually tolerable.
Do you have a link?
Oh god don’t bring cognitohazards into this
What’s New Pussycat for an hour, then It’s Not Unusual, then What’s New Pussycat for another hour
Salt and Pepper Diner—John Mulaney
This shit would put me in a coma
Ohh you touch my tra la la…
Gunther!
Günther *
Hmmm my ding ding dong!
Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…
On infinite repeat.
if i’m listening to vox and alastor flirting in song then you can bet the whole train is going to be listening to it too.
I have a country song by a death metal band queued.
Somebody is going to get an earful of The Kink Panther by Necro.
Baby Shark …
Eye of the Tiger and/or Final Countdown on repeat coming up.
ABBA - Arrival - max volume
Evil to even mention.
the only time my mom hated pbs
A perfectly valid and reasonable reaction, and yet the damage is done… forever…
