It’s one banana Michael, what could it cost? 6.6% more than it used to? (I assume this is since he took office but it’s not explicitly stated)

GameBoy, more like GameInfant (cuz it smol)

“Gamble with your money, not with your freedom!”

Please come back TommySoda and teach me how to do manufacturing so that my threats and tariffs can hurt both of us instead of just me. I probably won’t arrest you a second time.

Maybe they mean the game for the Dreamcast

About once a month I have more or less all the hairs on my head cut

“He won’t come for my exploited immigrants, they’re the good ones!”

Fuck that looks rad as shit, I love it

as a treat

1.2 Accidental ban on sex

Thought it was gonna be about too many options for leisure time leading to decision paralysis, leading to stress, back to panel 1

Numa Numa-ium?

Who do you think took the picture?

Maybe the shooter thought they had been hidden on a microchip in Charlie’s neck and just wanted to let them out

pulls off the mask a la Scooby Doo
“Another right wing gun nut?!”

“And I’d have gotten away with it too!”

The left’s refusal to pull itself up by the bootstraps and do its own assassinations continues

I mean, I can make a command prompt loop “may my enemies always have itchy bums” until I stop the command, but I don’t know if that carries the same power.

I think you’re making a more broad point and using 9/11 as an example, but regarding 9/11 specifically, if it weren’t for Jon Stewart and others working alongside him, Congress would’ve long ago stopped providing for the fire and police that were on the front lines that day. So no, of course we don’t take care of people on the backend of the rescue efforts. What do you think this is, some sort of not-fucked country?

I wonder how hard it would be to make a stencil to somewhat recreate the original in a way that could be quickly applied. For scientific reasons, of course.

Are we making a wish list?

• Trump
• Putin
• Netanyahu
• ?