There are dozens ones of us!

“We’re gonna have so many shadowy plots you’re gonna get sick of shadowy plots, that’s how many shadowy plots we’re gonna have.”

Are we back to saying SJW? Did they finally get tired of woke?

Pffft, as if any of our slacker asses have the means or purpose to move that much

So that’s where Nick learned it

I guess this didn’t make it into the anime

Explains how he gets down chimneys without being covered in soot after 1 house (because yeah, flying reindeer and visiting a billion houses in a single night is fine, but how Santa stays clean is unrealistic)

Microsoft: Let’s have it rebuild our most well known product from the ground up!

Santa’s elves wrapped them*, at least credit the laborers who make Santa’s job possible

underdo the cheese

You monster! Everything else you said was accurate though.

Hi Dr. Nick!

Well, I expect it’ll be exciting, one way or another.

This gives the curse “may you live in interesting times” vibes

Not to make light of your situation, but it reads like an OCD version of Slipknot’s Wait and Bleed:

I’ve felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can’t see
I wash my hands so much they bleed

Simpsons did… n’t do it?

So that’s what happened to my will to live

PCPartPicker / Logical Increments / PC building forums: hold your own beer, we’ve got this for you

The saying isn’t “only snitches get stitches”, the insurance company probably just denied it

Good thing Google has removed links to this site I had never previously heard of, now I’ll definitely not end up on this Sci Hub ^{by accident}

d_a_link? I’m gonna guess it tastes like sausage.