I don’t believe in romanticizing dead people. When I die I’ll be proud to hear the boos of the haters. I mean, I won’t hear em cause I’ll be dead, but you know what I mean.
hell yeah. Make it a party.
If people aren’t singing bad karaoke and talking shit I don’t want them there.
My wife is under instruction to have my coffin carried in while “Yakkity sax” is played.
One of the things that makes me feel close to my late best friend is talking about how much of an aggravating dumbass he often was. He is one of the best people I have ever known, and that means I don’t need to metaphorically Photoshop his life for this to be the case. I strongly believe that if a person isn’t able to acknowledge the flaws in the things or people that they love, then that’s not authentic love.
I hope that when you are dead, there will be people who will lovingly rag on your memory.
I’ve debated what wording to use to make sure my funeral is part remembering me and part roast.
Come to the southern part of the USA. You will know every deceased man who was a Republican / “conservative” voter. How, you might ask? Because “he loved his country and he loved Trump” will be part of his eulogy.
Gross
I would rather not be remembered than be remembered as somebody who loved a pedophile or a billionaire, much less both.
What absolute trash goblins.
Tbf, he might have supported Tottenham.
It just means more.™️
He then looked at the person next to them looking for justification, and probably didn’t get it
That depends, which team was it?
Cowboys
Oh well yeah then the family would totally understand.
Bet it was Leeds United.
Found the person from Philly at the funeral.
Probably literally true. Or I mean it would have been if the person has the sense to cheer for the
samecorrect team!ah sports, it’s like friendship and human connections, but you just buy your way in with merch and tickets and shouting and mewling at the right times.
