If you put it in a bowl it becomes dog water.

Spider-man had a spiderbuggy that could drive up walls and hop between buildings, later used more practically by Deadpool, who can’t innately do any of those things.

As a Yorkshireman from Bronte country living in Australia I hereby give the filmmakers permission to have Heathcliffe walk in and say “G’day boys”.

I love that Kate hadn’t even read the book, and based the song on what she imagined it must be like.

Does the guy in blue think the baby is going to come out dead?

We will rejoin as master and make you all eat jellied eels.

The idea that games, books and comics need film and TV adaptations is like this weird cultural chauvinism where there’s a pending order to media types, and it’s not enough to merely be the best best possible game or whatever it could be.

Actually started using this at work too now, as the entire file menu part of Word 365 is an utter garbage fire.

I’m more of a Flem’arty man myself.

Eyes up the “Cannibalism” square on his 2026 bingo card

Are the yanks still obsessed with their mad idea that London has no-go zones rife with knife gangs and sharia law, even though you’re more likely to get shot in the states for knocking on someone’s door than get stabbed in London and sharia law pretty much amounts to marriage counselling?

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. NO IDEA WHY.

Think of all the collaborators they didn’t have to subpoena.

Well-deserved victory over quality-slop.

Amen

Hey, at least this one didn’t knock them up.

So what are the applications for this - Is it just for cracking encryption?

You idiots! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!

I’m still upset about the bit with Stephen Fry doing some kind of weird Benny Hill skit, and also Hugo using every v-word he can think of. I’d rather go to a real disappointing bonfire and firework display in the rain.

Big year for distinctively dressed 80s alleged paedophiles with the Savile gang in 28 Years Later and now this.