For Disney a good pirate is just aesthetics they can make money off of.
Also Disney:
Okay but… He wasn’t a good pirate.
Source:
They understand perfectly. This is called propaganda. They are trying to brainwash kids into not being good pirates.
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A good pirate doesn’t steal other peoples stuff! They simply take a copy. Yarr.
99 copies of a movie on the wall, 99 copies of that movie. Take one down, pass it around, still 99 copies of that movie on the wall
I dunno, if you take a copy for some reason there’s now 100 copies of that movie on the wall.
We’re hurting the economy by NOT making free copies of valuable content.
Well shiver me timbers matey!
You wouldn’t download a pirate ship.
To hell with that, I’d download two.
And seed three.
Neither the ship of Theseus
I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever
Here we see a fake Disney pirate confront a real Disney pirate…
Those are the worst pirates I’ve ever heard of.
Ah, but you have heard of them!
I have no idea who they are.
Well “true good pirates”. However I am somewhere between “chaotic good” and “chaotic neutral”.
“Even Batman listens to his parents”
In fairness, the Straw hats basically operate on the same principal.
They take people’s shit all the time.
