The news tomorrow:

Trump levies devastating 100% tarrifs on imports of consumer electronics and cars from Russia.

Canadian Metal? Oh no! What will Annihilator, Voivod and Anvil do now?

America, Land of the Free

…money for billionaires.

My god, what’s next, the most triumphant return of Geocities, replete with blinking text, construction signs and visitor counter?

The assumption here is that Democrats are just cowards. That is the more flattering of two options, but the less likely one.

The other one is that they are actually quite okay with what is happening, because their masters are.

We could really use a bunch of old, beardy guys with saxophones cover Sex Pistol songs.

• A Bribe Called Quest
• Rad Religion
• Iggy Pip
• Rolette
• 3 Coors Down
• Tooters
• Distorbed
• Everlost
• Fuckshot LeFonque
• Mullet For My Valentine
• Dead Can Dunce
• John Soxx / John Fuxx
• Kim Milde
• Kings of Peon
• Piss
• Los Lomos
• Sadness
• Bark Knopfler (good name for a dog though!)
• Kisfits
• Neneh Churry
• Lightwish
• Outfast
• Rantera
• Papa Coach
• Petshot Boys
• Prance
• Project Kitchfork
• Public Enema
• Wage Against The Machine
• Rummstein
• Red Rot
• Red Slapper
• Polling Stones
• Mush
• Rantana
• Sneaker Pumps
• Spoop Dogg
• Stang
• System of a Yawn
• The Teach Boys
• The Lure
• Thelonius Gonk
• Pestbam

Yeah okay, good luck with that. Just make sure there’s cameras around, because the documentary about the first one was quite entertaining.