• CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 hour ago

    You know, if you guys stop being so goddamned violent, everyone would be very safe.

    JFC, this isn’t rocket science.

  • socsa@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    3 hours ago

    People in economically productive cities: “does this mean we can do a gun control?”

  • TuffNutzes@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    4 hours ago

    She’s right. It’s not safe. Good thing her side gets all the deep red, gun-loving terrorists who’ve committed all of the recent atrocities. I’m sure her new country will be really safe with all those people in it.

    • BanMe@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      6 hours ago

      We get the healthcare, they got the food. We got the jobs, they got the … food. We got the infrastructure, they got… hey guys you need to diversify here, we don’t do trading imbalances and you’re going to need MRIs

    • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      5 hours ago

      It starts with her then gradually others “decide” (as if they don’t already have this all planned the fuck out) to join her. Eventually other states kind of trickle away and Congress and just kind of agrees to dissolve the union.

      Red states leave to form “super states”

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolution_of_the_Soviet_Union

      Then this is just a guess but the combined National Guard of the new super states probably eventually just invade blue states regardless of if they try to hold out as part of the union.

      Bc it seems like they’ve been training for this for a while. Blue cities in Red states being used to test authoritarian take over

      Mississippi National Guard readies for disaster response drill

      “Vigilant Guard 2025,” will take place May 12-18. It will give participants the opportunity to activate and employ their response plans to improve mission command, relationships, and interoperability among federal, state, and local agencies.

      Guardsmen from Mississippi, along with those from Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming, the ability to command a statewide response to a major disaster in coordination with the Mississippi and Tennessee Emergency Management Agencies

  • lmagitem@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    7 hours ago

    Well, looks like Putin’s 4D chess worked even better than he could have anticipated. The US want to dissolve themselves now. Crazy how the world changed in just 10 years.

    • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      edit-2
      5 hours ago

      It’s not at all crazy- it’s been happening for two generations in slow motion with warning signs along the way. Literally everyone watching has been telling you you have been on this exact path for about 30 years.

      You responded with “shut up, you’re America’s hat,” renamed french fries, and gradually got shittier from there.

  • BanMe@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    6 hours ago

    In that the two biggest calls for a split are from Elon and this hag, I’m going to say it’s not in our best interests and work against it.

  • josefo@leminal.space
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    4 hours ago

    Called this reaction from MTG, she’s afraid the president kills her, like he did with Kirk.

  • selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    7 hours ago

    I like the idea of red and blue splitting up. Let’s see how long those shit holes take to fester and rot from within. Red states are nothing but a drain. Fuck em.

    • Soup@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      7 hours ago

      Red states already suck and Texas oil isn’t about to solve that problem for the rest of them. They’d crumble immediately.

      • jj4211@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        7 hours ago

        Unfortunately, the hypothetical blue nation would have a food problem, especially if some red parts of blue states go over. Both such countries would have serious issues.

  • LordCrom@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    6 hours ago

    I am down with that, I’ll stand with all the productive blue states, GOP Nazis can take the bible belt and Southern ‘confederacy’.

    I’ll happily trade houses with someone in the West who wants to join their conservative bretheren.

    • Azal@pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Fuck man, I’m in the middle of all that fucking bible belt out. you’ll have a lot of us trying to get the hell out.

      Honestly, we still are now.

    • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 hours ago

      Pretty sure they’re going to form super states like post Soviet countries, weaken the remaining union as much as they can, and then send national guard from super states to invade blue states.

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    9 hours ago

    Do it.

    Blue states can grab the popcorn and watch red states cannibalize themselves.

    But conservatives will use the federal government to go to war to keep the blue states…because they need us.

    We don’t need them.

      • reddig33@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 hours ago

        Indoor farming is a thing. Importing food from other countries is a thing (we do it already).

        • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          7 hours ago

          Food is one of those ”strategic reserve” things, because you can’t just build farms and have them immediately start cranking out staple foods like a factory. The fed keeps strategic reserves of things that take time to create, but which have major short-term needs. A farm will take weeks or months to start producing, and farmers plan their crops literal years in advance.

          And that “farms are only a few weeks away from producing” announcement is a cold comfort when people are hungry right now. Most of society is only about three days of missed meals away from violence.

          The sad reality is that the south/central US produces a lot of food. Sure, there are other areas that food could be produced, but it’s not already doing so, meaning it would be useless in anything except the long-term. But in order to reach the long-term, you first need to deal with the short-term. And the short-term in this scenario has a lot of people going hungry.

          • aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            7 hours ago

            dude, California is the top producer of agricultural products in the United States, producing 13% of the entire US agricultural output.

            Illinois, Washington, etc up there at the top of the list as well.

            • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              edit-2
              7 hours ago

              Yes, but (at least according to the above split) the population density would wildly change. The central/south US exports a lot of food because they don’t have a lot of people to feed. California produces 13% of the food, but it also consumes the most because it has the most people. Same with places like New England, which would also be allied with (and thus need to be supported by) California.

              The stats would suddenly skew towards the central US having a bunch of excess food per capita, while the east/west US struggled with long term food shortages, supply lines between the east/west through/around the hostile central US, etc…

        • jj4211@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          7 hours ago

          Of course, eastern California might split off to go red since that half of the state is pretty solidly red…

          To the extent you have some food production, that population might be mighty grumpy at being more unambiguously a political minority.

          It wouldn’t be pretty…

  • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    6 hours ago

    Oh fuck of course! I knew this shit was coming. This is exactly what happened in Russia.

    Not a surprise bc the heritage foundation was behind that shit too

    Paul Weyrich was the co founder of Heritage. One minute he was in Moscow teaching dissidents about holding elections and sneaking in computers and fax machines.

    The next the Soviet Union had collapsed and the Heritage Foundation had helped create the first of its kind go between for U.S. and Russia business as Russia embraced “capitalism.”

    1989: A Republican in Moscow

    1991: Russia House, Trading in Its Name