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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen

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Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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Microsoft Copilot has an avatar now! It’s a viscous pearly blob of liquid. That wobbles. And has facial expressions. I had to euphemise furiously on the YouTube version of this post — but for the b…
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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Clippy

    Cummy

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

    A blob semen can actually be useful!

  • JustCopyingOthers@lemmy.ml
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    Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)

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    They had a real opportunity and missed it

    • Tony Bark@pawb.socialOP
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      That was such an insane episode. XD

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        David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho

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          Too bad they changed the writer and ruined the series.

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    10 hours ago

    Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent

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      I can’t unsee it!

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    I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how “the desktop has become a billboard” is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

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      Oh man, the desktop sure looks like a billboard… Let’s slap a mascot on it, it’s gonna help!

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      Nope, that’s Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.

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    Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

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      Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.

      Like, it’s been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don’t know how to mind his own damn business

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    “You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else.”

    -Microsoft, allegedly.

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    So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

    😘👌

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    That’s a bit of a stretch, isn’t it?

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      You’re welcome to see for yourself: https://youtu.be/G3AfVni7t9A

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        You can transform it to CLIPPY?! Okay, that’s actually a big plus for Copilot lol

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        Yes, based on that. It’s not a thing that comes to mind.

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        Risky click of the day…

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