(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
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I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
He seems all right to me.
This guy.
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
He’s all right, I guess
He must’ve been desperate, he’s got nothing left
Dumbass stole an odd number of shoes.
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!
Someone with one leg.
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
In B4 someone blames the Left
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
three wrongs don’t make a right. but three lefts do
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
He’s too far into the far-right spectrum!
