(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
Invite a lot of really bad dancers to buy all the left shoes for cheap
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
In B4 someone blames the Left
He’s too far into the far-right spectrum!
There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.
A righteous man, I see.
….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.
Maybe this guy is playing a long game.
I wondered too and bravely ventured onto the dailymail website when the comments left me hanging. Your hunch was right, the only this i can add is that he walked out
seemingly unaware that they were not matching pairs
