BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1220arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up137arrow-down3·edit-221 hours agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-210 hours agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61arrow-down1·21 hours agoHe seems like an all right guy
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 hours agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·21 hours agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
He seems like an all right guy
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
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