Never heard of a whisper, but never heard of a lot of these either (some sound made up by five-year-olds).

“They aren’t bio-degradable. Only the dead are bio-degradable."

I went from original iPhone SE to 13 mini. I kept using the SE until it was no longer updated, although it still gets security updates from time to time. The 13 mini is a little larger, but not 6.5“ larger. I’m dreading the day that they stop supporting it, modern phones are so huge. I did read about a guy that doesn’t have a phone, just an Apple Watch, I might think about that.

No. Can you?

I use Evolution on desktop, and don’t have an email app on my phone. Email is for longer texts that require thought, and a proper keyboard. If it’s urgent, text me or call.

Yes, I’m old.

Dog poo bags. I was thinking about this the other day. Future archaeologists will dig up landfill and find all these plastic bags full of dog poop, which won’t have broken down because it’s wrapped in plastic. What was the significance of dog poop to this ancient civilisation? Why was their dog poo preserved? What benefit does the dog poo give in the afterlife? And will it still smell after being wrapped in plastic for a thousand years?

Australia:

• Gun control
• Universal healthcare
• We speak English

• Blade Runner - Vangelis
• Miracle Mile - Tangerine Dream
• That Thing You Do! - Tom Hanks, Adam Schlesinger, others