Now. Why am I wrong for Libre

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    Wanna know something fun about Office?
    The keyboard shortcuts are localized.

    YES, REALLY.

    If you press Ctrl+S when running in Portuguese, it doesn’t save, it underlines the word instead (Because the word for it is “Sublinhar”).

    Whoever is responsible for this decision won’t die, when their time comes they’ll be swallowed alive by the earth and welcomed into the 10th circle of hell, created for them exclusively.

    The 11th circle is reserved for he who decided to localize the Excel Formula Functions too.

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    Microsoft has had a monopoly on office software since the 90s. They illegally leveraged this monopoly to try to destroy competition in other areas. Most infamously, they destroyed Netscape to try to kill competition in the early Internet space. That resulted in a trial for illegally abusing their monopoly which they lost. Then George W. Bush was elected president, and somehow Microsoft effectively got off with essentially no punishment. Admittedly though, part of that was that the judge in the case was so outraged at some of the stuff Microsoft pulled (submitting falsified evidence, having Bill Gates lie under oath repeatedly) that he talked about it in public when he shouldn’t, which opened a door for Microsoft to try to weasel out of the loss.

    The “evil” in Google’s motto “Don’t be evil” was widely viewed as being Microsoft. Google was an Internet company in an age where Microsoft was on trial for using their power to make everything about the Internet shitty so that they could control it. In the early days of Google, people weren’t even allowed to use Microsoft software, including Windows, without a special dispensation from the higher-ups. Microsoft effectively avoided any kind of punishment for their abuse of their monopoly, but it distracted them and made them cautious, so they weren’t able to crush Google before it could get going. Before anybody chimes in about how Google is evil, first read up in what Microsoft did. Google might be a bit shady, but where Google got its monopoly by spending hundreds of billions to make its search engine the default, Microsoft used tactics to destroy potential competitors and drive them out of business.

    If the US (and the world) had effective enforcement of the anti-monopoly laws, Word would actually have to compete on its own merits. But, because it’s a monopoly, Microsoft can just sit back and keep collecting rent.

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      Microsoft hurt Netscape, but it was AOL that killed it. At the height of the dotcom bubble, Wall street handed AOL more money than they knew what to do with so AOL bought Netscape. Of course they didn’t have any idea what to do with it (they still kept putting IE on the discs they mailed out to people even when they owned Netscape) and it eventually withered away and died.

      The people that ran Netscape correctly predicted it would go this way, but it was a ridiculous amount of money AOL was offering. Luckily they made releasing the code as open source as part of the deal.

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      Microsoft did lots of shady shit to leverage their quasi monopoly on PC operating systems. However Microsoft Office was actually better than the competition in many aspects. The main competition for Microsoft Office was IBM’s Smart Suite. Excel left industry leader Lotus 1-2-3 in the dust pretty quickly in the early 1990s. MS Word was also better than market leader WordPerfect. Then in the late 1990s Outlook became leading and is still unmatched by anything else. Softmaker Office is the only office suite that still exists from back then.

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        There is currently* nothing Microsoft Office does that I can’t happily do in LibreOffice

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        WordPerfect was the leading word processing program under DOS. When Windows was released Microsoft screwed with them by not giving them full access to all the Windows APIs (something Microsoft was notorious for). Surprise, surprise, at the same time Microsoft was not giving WordPerfect the API info they needed, they were releasing their own competitive word processor in Word.

        But, once WordPerfect got access to the APIs, they produced a word processor that was superior to Word. The only reason that Word took off is that Microsoft aggressively bundled it with everything.

        As for Outlook, I’ve never met anybody who actually likes it. The only thing it has going for it is that it’s available by default and it’s the only thing compatible with emails from other Outlook users. There’s a reason its nickname is “outhouse”. Outlook did the same things that Microsoft did with HTML and HTTP: embrace, extend, extinguish. They took de-facto and de-jure email standards and modified them so that only other Outlook users could use the email properly. They made sure that if you tried to use anything other than Outlook with Microsoft Exchange, that it wouldn’t quite work right.

        With Microsoft it’s always about taking their monopoly in one area and squeezing another area, driving their competitors away. It’s what they’re now doing with developer tools, like github and visual studio code.

  • muse@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Want to automate your office document? Enjoy making your business dependent on a language

    • that will be a dead end for your developer career
    • where arrays can start at 0 or 1
    • where checking for an array involves ignoring an error and resuming
    • that is guaranteed to be broken a future patch
    • that has to be given permission to run in a security center
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    I have made so many thousands of dollars in consulting fees because people don’t know about the “align object: over text” option. I would even show them, and they’d still call me back the next week offering money.

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      I actually miss Encarta. It was obviously killed by Google earth/maps but it was one of the only maps that allowed you to search for a river and it would highlight the entire thing from mouth to ocean , which google has never done. It was a nice feature that let you see just how big a given tributary system really was.

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    Everyone complaining here about not being able to have unique footers or moving images or ignoring spelling errors just doesn’t know what they’re doing. You’re literally the bad workman blaming the tool. I can do all of those things in Word.

    If you prefer another tool, fine. But please stop shitting on things just because you don’t understand them.

    And PDF was never meant to be edited. Its sole purpose is to give you a document file which comes out exactly the same on computer screens and printers everywhere. Compact, reliable, compatible. If you need to replace parts of a PDF document post publication, it should be prepared using the Forms tools that are readily available in all good PDF suites.

    By the way: I paid 30 Euros for an Office 2019 lifetime license. If ever that should not receive further updates then I’m ready to fork over another 30.

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      I was working on my thesis a couple days ago using Word, and it permanently deleted a whole line of text when I pressed ctrl+Z to undo a mistake.

      That happened with every line on the page until i copied everything to a different text editor and then copied it back to Word.

      I respect your take but I will never respect Word.

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        Using word for a thesis sounds like a nightmare I would never dare to do

        For big projects like that, stuff like LaTeX is so much better in my experience, you could even set up version control for it with, say, git, or similar

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          “I love typing in ten thousand pounds of syntatic sugar”

          – me, an idiot who used embedded images for formulas in a markdown file which gets converted into a PDF

          “Totally way easier than LaTeX, I swear”

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            You may benefit from checking out Typst which gives all of the benefits (and some more) of LaTeX, but without all of the syntax garbage.

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              Actually learned about this recently too and it looks really cool, but haven’t had to use latex in a while so I’ll defnitley give it a shot next time I have to do document generation

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          I actually wrote most of it in Obsidian, just copied all of it to Word for final edits because I have to use my school’s docx template.

          Definitely trying LaTeX if I end up getting another degree, only learned about it a few days ago. And I just now realized that I could’ve used git with Obsidian this whole time…

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        My condolences. I’ve heard good things about LaTeX for scientific papers even though the UI seems a bit daunting.

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        Imaging people complain about how shit the software is and in response writing 4 paragraphs that amount to “skill issue, get gud.”

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      Yeah, it’s so weird seeing all the ones being proud of their tech illiteracy.

      All because, right clicking.

      Is too much for their small brains to handle.

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        I don’t think it’s unreasonable or noobish to expect intuitive functions like drag and drop to work properly.

        Word is fucking terrible because the workflow is terrible.

        It’s not the end users fault when you consider that literally any alternative works properly.

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      And PDF was never meant to be edited

      Lol what kind of dumb shit is this to say? There are tons of pdf editors out there, its fucking 2025 and we have incredible technology. Your entire post comes across as a pathetic apologist for multil billion dollars companies.

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        its fucking 2025 and we have incredible technology

        Yes, and we can modify a VW beetle to turn it into a space ship but why would we?

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        It was a apologist statement without a doubt. It was the equivalent of nuh uh.

        Word is garbage for what people pay for it. Still charging for the same old software decades later only everything has been rearranged for your convenience err I mean vendor lock in.

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          Again, I can fully understand if you like other tools better. More power to ya, competition is healthy and all that. But the complaints I specifically addressed are simply unfounded.

          I’m not a fanboy nor do I get paid to defend Microsoft. But I have worked with Microsoft Office for 30 years now, and I do get paid to train people how to use it. 99% of users just don’t have the fuckingest clue how anything works in Word. Most can’t even tell a line break from a paragraph break and people still use their PC like a typewriter to indent text…in 2025 🙄

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            Word is like any other word processor nowadays. Pretending it is something special is patently ridiculous.

            I was around before Word ever existed and I was never impressed because it was never impressive. In fact, I have been continually disappointed by the changes they have made to promote vendor lock in.

            I remember when their was a difference between the return key and the enter key.

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        I’d rather use a free alternative than run a script off a random website

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          It’s just the command that launches Microsoft’s own official activation mechanism. It’s hosted on GitHub, which Microsoft owns. Not technically legal, but also not some sketchy Internet crack.

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          I think you’d find more agreement stopping at “I’d rather use a free alternative”. I agree with your sentiment. Repacing proprietary tools built by rent-seekers with volunteer/community run projects whose developers hold user freedom and choice in high regard is categorically better for most people.

          Corporate requirements, vendor lock-in, and the friction of momentum make that tough for some people though. I’d still ask they give the alternatives a shot, of course, but I can understand why some might still choose the ideologically inferior option.

          For those people? Having options like the open source circumvention tools mentioned allows them to continue using what they’ve paid for (and ought to ostensibly own) without being forced to pay extortion money to do so.

          I think you got voted down due to your out-of-hand dismissal of that well engineered alternative with an uninformed value judgement.

          tl;dr: you’re correct on the first half but too hasty on the second half.

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    Want to work with .docx files written in English from someone who lives in a country whose main language isn’t English? Better enjoy all your English words being marked as mispelt because fuck you.

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      Or maybe it’s they were too stupid/lazy to Select All and set the text language to English? Even so, you can do that at any time as well.

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        The specific files are generated automatically through some process based on a template, so I think they’d need to fix it there. I don’t really deal with them myself, just remember seeing a coworker struggle with one.

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    WYSIWYG editors are often the worst thing to ever exist. (See: Dreamweaver) I don’t know how Word has managed to stay alive for so long.

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      I remember a blog post about about how WYSIWYG editors should be called “what you see doesn’t prepare you for the eldritch horrors that lurk below the surface” editors.

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        WYSIWYM in some form should be promising.

        I could see that concept plus some variant of LaTeX or typst or markdown, plus version control a la git being a serious killer app.

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        markdown

        what lemmy uses

        see the green little button under the comment? if you click it, it shows you the code that is used to generate the graphical appearance, including formatting and image embeddings.

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          For precise, intricate layouts I’ll take InDesign or Quark XPress any day. That said, it’s been a while since I last used those.

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              Yes. She needs to add images, format text by highlighting and click an easy button, and insert an excel table.

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                That sounds like very much not her job. But hey, if this mythical Jan from accounting actually does need to do all that, the company should provide a template.

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        What exactly is the alternative?

        I’d bet the rent that the Microsoft critics prefer a command-line text editor.

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    Want to make the header or footer on this page unique? Eat a bag of dicks.

    Want to add a letter to an item in a table without fucking up the formatting of every document ever created across known time and space? Guck you.

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    Libre Office isn’t just a usable substitute for Word and the rest of Office. It is downright superior – it being free and open source need not even be in the equation. I tried to use Word on my partner’s laptop the other day and all I could think was “what is this crap??”.

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      I too prefer Writer over Word, but Calc is a poor substitute for Excel.

      Excel alone is the reason why Microsoft Office is the defacto standard. Nobody gives a shit about word processing or mail clients. It’s also not even about spreadsheets and calculating stuff. It’s all about those VBA scripts in Excel.

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      Just for the record, people who are used to Word say the same about Libre Office.

      Unfortunately, how familiar we are with a tool is much more important to us than how good it is.

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        There’s a lot of subjective differences between Word and Writer.

        Image placement is not one of them. Writer gives you the anchor and asks exactly where you would like it put.

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    Because nobody got ever fired for choosing Microsoft. It’s like that with a lot of stuff. It’s the default choice because everybody else uses it, good or not. Almost nobody is going to stick their neck outs to chose something differently.

    The business world in a nutshell, borrowed from Dead Poets Society: https://youtu.be/nJ_htuCMCqM