Let’s not go referring to vibe coders as developers, now.
I started learning Coq recently. Where does that place me?
MatLab user
I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language
It’s realer than vine coding.
Tru dat
Then what’s Java?
Coffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol
Shadow that is cast by the sins of men
A hive of villiany and boilerplate
The word for R Studio fan is “scientist”
Am a trans Rust developer. Can confirm.
I’m old and remember when all the trans women were Haskellers. now they’ve all moved to Rust and here I am, still toiling away with my monads and combinators, a lonely spinster. 😔
C++ lets you assign variables with <%%> in case your parents were killed by an equals sign.
I have the perfect module to use this once. Most people will see it and will figure out that it is doing what it should, but no one can change it because the file will be LFS locked like 99% of the time.
TIL about
bat! Looks awesome!Finally, someone gets it
What is happening there?
Is it about templates? I can’t find any reference for that syntax.
I mixed digraphs and initilization together.
As a c++ professor, I would never lie to my students like this.
C++, ew, no thanks, also where is C??
You can’t spell “INCEL” without “C”
😭😭😭😭
RStudio and SQL are the only ones of those things I’m aware of having experience with (no idea what language rimworld is coded in, but I’ve also only read that, not tried to modify it).
But if some dude wanted to spend a bunch of time and energy to teach me all about their burning passion language or whatever, that’d be pretty hot. Maybe not JavaScript… ;)
Not in a “dick me down immediately” sort of way, ofc, but in a “mmmm sexy brain and sexy willingness to teach complicated stuff” sort of way. And really to me that’s a solid spring-board to “dick me down immediately” territory.
I hate C++ so much
I do find C++ and Rust very attractive. I’m sure some of the other languages have very nice personalities, though.
I expected circular arrows pointing back towards themselves for many on the diagram.
#include <delusion>delusion was added in C++24 and we are stuck in C++03 😭
Me, looking between a picture of Bjarne Stroustrup and OP: … are you sure about that?
Who’s that?
This sexy hunk is the inventor of C++
I knew that, just wanted to test you.
Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user
everybody on the internet is a javascript user! do you even develop, bro?
I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.
Is that why people keep calling each other gay online?
They’re putting scripting in the webpages, that TURNS THE FRICKEN USERS GAY
Brendan Eich was a Dark Programmer of the Netscape, so powerful and so wise he could use the scripts to influence the sexuality to create gay… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from straight. The dark side of the Bit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.
Unfortunately, he sent the anti-gay everything he had, then a woman touched him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from straight, but not himself.
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