I heard the thieves strategically placed an American snack platter with grapes, cheese, crackers and cold cuts with a sign that read “Charcuterie” and all the guards called for backup to correct the senseless offenders.
“…I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I’ll wave my private parts at your aunties you… cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!”
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly ting! You… tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!"
An embroidered logo polo shirt, khakis, a lanyard with a laminated pass, and a clipboard can get you pretty far. Get one of those plastic ones that open up to hold papers, and put some stickers on it, then tear the corners off a couple. Carry a clicky pen, and click it a lot. Have a fresh haircut. Nobody wants to talk to that guy.
I’m waiting for the headline “Turns out thieves just asked nicely if they could take the art”
distracts French guards by surreptitiously dropping wheel of cheese and pack of cigarettes on floor
I heard one of the thieves mispronounced croissant and it distracted all of the guards so the rest of the team could do the heist.
That’s not realistic. Someone said the word chocolatine, and they all lost their minds.
I heard the thieves strategically placed an American snack platter with grapes, cheese, crackers and cold cuts with a sign that read “Charcuterie” and all the guards called for backup to correct the senseless offenders.
Started an argument about serving red wine chilled.
“Crescent”
Sacre bleu! Kill him!
“…I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I’ll wave my private parts at your aunties you… cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!”
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly ting! You… tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!"
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“Crow San Tuhs, boil’em mash’em put’em in a stew”
I’d eat a boiled croissant in Paris
Not quite that, but it was basically a test of “you can do anything if you wear a hi-vis vest and a hard hat”.
An embroidered logo polo shirt, khakis, a lanyard with a laminated pass, and a clipboard can get you pretty far. Get one of those plastic ones that open up to hold papers, and put some stickers on it, then tear the corners off a couple. Carry a clicky pen, and click it a lot. Have a fresh haircut. Nobody wants to talk to that guy.
and if that fails, slip em a couple hundred bucks
“Hey, you using that? No? Well, here, lemme borrow it. I’ll get it right back to ya.”