• nocturne@slrpnk.net
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    11 hours ago

    I heard one of the thieves mispronounced croissant and it distracted all of the guards so the rest of the team could do the heist.

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      I heard the thieves strategically placed an American snack platter with grapes, cheese, crackers and cold cuts with a sign that read “Charcuterie” and all the guards called for backup to correct the senseless offenders.

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        6 hours ago

        “…I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I’ll wave my private parts at your aunties you… cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!”

        I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly ting! You… tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!"