Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?
Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?
Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.
The piranha plants probably.
Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!
Sounds like DEI, so I think it’s not going to fly in the current political climate.
does Lemmy have an imsorryjon community?
Heh, thanks. Subbed.
Wtf did I just read
Art my friend, art
….and BLOCKED!!!
Aaaaannnnd subbed, I need to dig up that SpongeBob horror comic and post it there lol
Oh, the Bikini Bottom Horror? It’s great, the ending especially is surprisingly amazing!
Don’t forget BertStrips!
The fact that I already knew the answer to this embarrasses me
Why? I see it on my main feed all the time, it’s just osmosis.
It means I don’t touch grass nearly as often as I pretend to
Leave the grass alone, it’s got dead Marios under it.
Oh no!
Hmm. That doesn’t very neatly explain the ones that pop up in places where it’s impossible to die.
Migratory
Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?
You’ve never had to chase down a 1up mushroom?
Perhaps they’re carried. It would be pretty easy to grip them by the husk.
It’s not a question of where he grips it
Look up ant cordyceps, learn how some fungus can move around, and then have trouble sleeping for a few days.
